View Full Version : Avoid the soy boy!
12-12-2006, 05:32 PM
I can't decide if this article is just plain funny or utterly- can I say this here- stupid.
A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
As usual, the eating habit of lesbians are ignored. :rolleyes:
Yes [shakes his head sadly] I read this also. I wanna laugh...but it's so foolish...and...I know how easily the American public eats up new diet rules.
It's like a bad tabloid headline in the checkout line.
This is our opposition.
And their arguments carry...somehow...strangely...alas!:headbang: :smashy:
(OOOOOOOOO NEW SMILIES!!!!):D
12-12-2006, 06:01 PM
Of Course I buy the stuff by the case, I'm already up to a 38C, which I thankfully have long given up stuffing with all of that Kleenex, and I've sent away for ALL of those lovely Lane Bryant catalogues, not to mention the Victoria's Secret ones, but we won't talk about Those. And of course there is no longer such a person as Bruce Chris, It's Now Ruth Chris, thank you very much. Look out world, I've found the true ME !:dove: :flower: :flower2: :dove: :flower:
12-12-2006, 06:31 PM
And how 'bout them breakfast cereals! Ever since J. Kellog started feedin' it ta prisoners they been tartin' each other up an' takin' turns stemmin' th' rose! I swar the bunkbeds 'ave been squeakin thru the nite ever since! Feed'em meat afore one of 'em gits a bun in the oven. Don't think i don't see the gay agenda in Honey-nut Cheerios! or coco puffs or sugar smacks! And granola! obviously a conspiracy!:lol:
12-12-2006, 06:43 PM
And here I thought I may have been of Indian descent.
Thinking about it, I would still much rather be of Indian descent.
I'm not going to tell people I eat soy. Yeah, that's it.
12-12-2006, 06:49 PM
ZOMG, it's like ... gay people are clearly predictable bc of soy intake.
Hmmm ... so why isnt most of east asia gay?
12-12-2006, 08:21 PM
so ,as a vegetarian, I shouldn't be worried because I'm female...on the other hand, my husband is eating a lot of soy these days, and our neighbor (also gay) has asked him out to dinner...should I be worried here?? (how amazed am I allowed to be in public, given that this is such obvious DRIVEL!!! Thank G-d for Yiddish, in that it provides good expressions for situations like these...I'm picking the least offensive)
<<<<<<< OY GEVALT >>>>>>>>>>>>
What the blankety-blank is going on here?? It would be laughable except for the fact that vegetarians get some pretty strange looks where I am now...and I thought the northeast was somehow enlightened. Maybe it's just the Californian in me......
12-13-2006, 09:50 AM
You know, I did notice that after I started to drink more soy milk a few years ago, I started to look like a more feminine lesbian. I now have my answer.
PULEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ro lleyes: :disagree: :lol:
12-13-2006, 03:50 PM
It was that soy-based lipstick that put you over the top!
P.S. Oh, yeah, one more link.
12-13-2006, 04:04 PM
So THAT explains why I like men!!! It's the soy milk.
Good grief. What next?
12-14-2006, 01:14 PM
I take baths in the stuff, and let it seep right into every pore of my body..... (wow, what an image....):lol: :lol:
12-14-2006, 02:01 PM
i'm alergic to soy stuff... so why am i gay?
12-14-2006, 02:25 PM
But if you read the labels of most foods, they contain soy, or a soy by products.
Bwahahah, I can think of anything else this is to silly.
12-14-2006, 11:01 PM
Nu, Vanessa, that visual is......hmmmm. no comment LOL
Zerbie, could it possibly be the soy??? Maybe it's the part where they consume it, not us...we'd be fine if they would stay away from soy milk and muesli! Waitress, please bring the texmex for the guys! :lol:
--Dawn :love: :love: :love:
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