Tell Pablo's parents to cut the cord!

[dsdrane]

Friends --

You may have read the following disturbing post in another thread recently:

And I guess I will have to tell you. choke, sob. My parents say we have to stop seeing each other. They were all smiles and joy about the romance until I brought up the ugly truth about things. They are old-fashioned and conservative; they just can't handle it. They won't let me go out with an Episcopalian! Don't cry please, I just couldn't handle it at the moment.

Comrades, Sisters and, er, Sisters, our beautiful Pablo is being held in an emotional prison, a web of guilt and centuries-old religious intolerance as strong as any steel bars!

Won't you join me in petitioning Mr. & Mrs. Pablo's-Parents to reconsider and free Pablo to finally pursue happiness avec moi?

The pen is mightier than the apron string!

:whistleblower:

[andrewlittle]

I'm a Presbyterian !!! why should they listen to me???:eek:

Because you can spell it - that immediately gives you an incredible amount of respect and influence. And I won't tell them that you copy t from your letterhead - that's just between you and me.

And, dear Mr & Mrs Pablo's-Parents, there is quite a line forming for your son's affections. Trust me, I've seen some of these others - you could do a hell of a lot worse than an Episcopalian - me, for instance. Now, there's a call to reality, eh?

Now, I would also suggest that you don't judge our dear David by his pathetic, insipid, desperate attempt to garner your release of your son's intimate attention - it just that he's in some ways pathetic, insipid and desperate. Go figure, huh? With his looks he should be on top of the love ladder - just can't judge a book by its cover, or the sweetness of a fruit by its color.

[dsdrane]

I resemble that remark!

[keltic63]

I resemble that remark!

do you buy your jokes from my dad? :p

[Pablo Rafael]

What is this conversation that is going on behind my back?! :eek:
And what else has been going on that I don't know about?
Hey, what was that? Alright where did that spitwad come from!
(Some people you just have to keep your eye on all the time.)

And you all just don't understand. I'm too young to make a major break from my parents. You just have to give me some time. You shouldn't rush people. (And it's not just a little thing, you understand, we're talking about Episcopalians here!) ;)

Tu (somewhat shaken up) Amigo, Pablo

[Pablo Rafael]

DANG!! He IS pretty! What does he see in an old loser like Pablo? He should be after me! :eek:


Hey, you just keep your paws off!

And who are you calling a loser!
"Losers" are pathetic, single, middle-aged men who have no social skills and no friends so they sit around in lonely apartments staring at the computer and converse with people online whom they have never actually met.
"Losers" are people who never post pictures of themselves so they hope people imagine them as much more handsome than they really are.
"Losers" are people who...
D' oh! In Homer Simpson style

[keltic63]

I heard that Pablo is a beefy bearcub with a hairy chest; he shaves his head and has a go-t.......but I've never seen any pics to prove it.

[dsdrane]

A bearcub like this?

http://blog.rbb-online.de/roller/knut/

[Pablo Rafael]

I should refrain from responding to this ridiculous conversation as it will put it back on the top of the page. But, I have never been good at self-control so...

Pablo is my friend! stop saying bad things about him! he may be an old loser but he's OUR old loser and you better be nice to him! OR ELSE!:mad:

I'm glad someone is coming to my defense.
Thank you, Dave


I heard that Pablo is a beefy bearcub with a hairy chest; he shaves his head and has a go-t.......but I've never seen any pics to prove it.

Steve,
Hmm.. Though the answers are highly subjective, I will be lenient and give you two and a half out of four. A passing grade at least. (Change it to "super-sexy beefy bearcub" and I'll add another 10%)


Vacillating between shaken and stirred

David, you are way ahead of most people.
Most people are shaken NOT stirred when they meet me.
(Actually, almost everbody.)


Now everybody, STOP POSTING STUFF HERE, people will think we are a bunch of idiots. Austin already has warned people about the "older guys'" sense of humor being kind of scary. (I heard on the radio that the average age in the United States is 43, so Steve, you're in the older group now, and David sweetie, if you really are 40 as you say, you're getting dangerously close to being one of the "older guys".)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[keltic63]

Steve,
Hmm.. Though the answers are highly subjective, I will be lenient and give you two and a half out of four. A passing grade at least. (Change it to "super-sexy beefy bearcub" and I'll add another 10%)


I'll make a pass at you!

Now everybody, STOP POSTING STUFF HERE, people will think we are a bunch of idiots. Austin already has warned people about the "older guys'" sense of humor being kind of scary. (I heard on the radio that the average age in the United States is 43, so Steve, you're in the older group now, and David sweetie, if you really are 40 as you say, you're getting dangerously close to being one of the "older guys".)

Tu Amigo, Pabloactually, because of the relatively late month in which I was born, I am still 43


oh, and this post puts this thread right back up at the top of the list!

[andrewlittle]

Oops, I must have hit those keys by accident. Sorry, Pablo, the dang things at the top again.

[ladyinred]

Hey I love it .. Nothing better than a sense o' humor.:D :lol: :lol: :lol:

[andrewlittle]

Dang sticky keyboard. Sorry Pablo.

[dsdrane]

...scary humor of the older guys!!

[My carbon 14 test results are being processed as I type.]

Don't you worry about Austin; this is a very good education for him. And there, but for the grace of the Fountain of Youth, will go he...one day...if he's lucky.

My Gay Auntie (the one who told me to moisturize in my mid-20s) used to joke that he had enrolled me in the World-Famous Faggotry School of Westport, Connecticut. The curriculum included memorizing The Women and All About Eve, trips to P-town and Fire Island, dressing up, grooming tips, cocktails, a little thing I like to call Tales from the 70s, and other assorted bon mots (not included in two aforementioned movies).

Being an old poop is a muy, muy importante job!

Pablo: olives, a twist, or cocktail onions?

:love: :cookie:

[andrewlittle]

The Women[/I] and All About Eve, trips to P-town and Fire Island, dressing up, grooming tips, cocktails, a little thing I like to call Tales from the 70s, and other assorted bon mots (not included in two aforementioned movies).

Being an old poop is a muy, muy importante job!

Pablo: olives, a twist, or cocktail onions?

:love: :cookie:

I read this and wondered to myself - what the hell is this about? Then it dawned on me. It was just a ploy to keep moving this thread to the top of the list. Cheap ploy, that - glad I'd never do it.

[dsdrane]

Indeed, it would be a shame if you compromised your standards. Well said.

[andrewlittle]

Oh shoot, wrong thread. How'd that happen.

I hope this doesn't cause further embarrassment for Pablo. :confused:

[keltic63]

Oh shoot, wrong thread. How'd that happen.

I hope this doesn't cause further embarrassment for Pablo. :confused:

but what about David? will he be embarassed too?

[Freespirited]

I love the sense of humor here! :lol:

Well Pablo if it makes you feel any better

I can assure your current situation will

only get better, just give it some time!


My advice to you is to just be firm in

whatever you feel right to you at this

moment! and if later you think it was a

mistake or you could have done it better

or another way, then just make the

necessary actions that feels right for

you to do!


Sweety in order for you to really be at

peace with your feelings or at ease with

your sexual identity it is expected that you

go through different faces of trials and errors

before you really know for sure what is that

makes you happy! and I can assure you

once your parents see you are happy with

the one you choose to love they will

eventually accept you for what you are!

because in essence all our parents want is

for their child to be happy and at peace

with themselves!!


Abrazos!,

LEANDRO

[Pablo Rafael]

You guys are driving me to an early grave!! :headbang:

And Leandro, I would have thought better of you.
I can see Andy and Dave trying to make my life miserable, but are you in on it too?! Now from here on out, NO POSTING ON THIS THREAD. I don't want to see it at the top again!
Let's see now. I just push the little "submit reply" button and... D'oh!

[Freespirited]

O.k Pablo, I promise NOT to respond to this thread again!! :D


LEANDRO

[BrianB]

What is this conversation that is going on behind my back?! :eek:
And what else has been going on that I don't know about?
Hey, what was that? Alright where did that spitwad come from!
(Some people you just have to keep your eye on all the time.)

And you all just don't understand. I'm too young to make a major break from my parents. You just have to give me some time. You shouldn't rush people. (And it's not just a little thing, you understand, we're talking about Episcopalians here!) ;)

Tu (somewhat shaken up) Amigo, Pablo

Don't you come out until you are good and ready, Pablo. Coming out is scary when you believe your parents may cut you off completely. However, when you have had enough of the loneliness and fear of the closet, coming out is the most freeing thing in the world! When you're ready maybe consider writing a letter to them. It may be easier at first. Then you can answer their questions later when they are ready to talk.

Oh darn! I moved this thread to the top again. ;)

[dsdrane]

...l'amour...toujours l'amour!

[Zerbie]

...l'amour...toujours l'amour!

David,

Down Boy! Down!

[BrentRichards]

Y'know, I never would have seen this thread if it hadn't been MOVED BACK TO THE TOP ...


And you all just don't understand. I'm too young to make a major break from my parents. You just have to give me some time. You shouldn't rush people.

Come out, come out, come out Virginia
Don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

-Billy Joel

[andrewlittle]

BUMP. Ouch! Sorry!

[keltic63]

Oh my!!! my fingers slipped! :D

[dsdrane]

Muhahahahaha.

All is going according to plan....

:borg:

[BrentRichards]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....


a few more posts

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....

a few more posts

for this thread

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....

a few more posts

for this thread

to spill over

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....

a few more posts

for this thread

to spill over

onto a third page

[keltic63]

Y'know, if you guys all keep posting on this thread (unlike me, a nice guy who would never do that), it's soon going to spill over onto a third page.

it will take....

a few more posts

for this thread

to spill over

onto a third page


SEE WHAT I MEAN?

[Pablo Rafael]

STEVE!

I want you on time out now! :mad:
Haven't I said not to post here?! Does ANYBODY listen to me!


I tell you there is a total breakdown of discipline at the end of the school year. (Somebody needs to keep these teachers in line.)

The next person who posts on this thread is going to get it big time!

Pablo

[andrewlittle]

I never win anything! What am I going to get?

[Daniel]

Andy- I wanna see what you 'get'.

Ok Pablo! Where are ya? Time to stand and deliver!!!!

:D

[keltic63]

The next person who posts on this thread is going to get it big time!

Pablo


Well looks like Andy is in for quite an evening then......

although I heard it's actually not that big :shield:

[Zerbie]

Well looks like Andy is in for quite an evening then......

although I heard it's actually not that big :shield:

Steve!!! :eek:

[keltic63]

Steve!!! :eek:

and Daniel's "STAND and DELIVER" doesn't get a rise out of you :rolleyes:

[andrewlittle]

I see, once again, the relentless drive to take things to the lowest common denominator - or in Pablo's case, the least common denominator, or perhaps the smallest com...

Steve and Daniel - I am appalled at your insinuations - and just so damn proud of you both I could cry.

Although, if I actually am the one who gets it from Pablo in the end - there will be three people crying - David, Jenna and, of course, me. Make that four - Pablo will be gravely disappointed as well.

One last point - what the hell are we talking about?

[dsdrane]

:lol::weee:

:cookie:

[Zerbie]

and Daniel's "STAND and DELIVER" doesn't get a rise out of you :rolleyes:

:lol:

If it did, that might raise a few complicated questions wouldn't it?
:lol:

[dsdrane]

[sotto voce]

You guys are gonna scare Pablo's parents...!

Hellooo?

Focus!

:whistleblower::mad:

[BrentRichards]

Although, if I actually am the one who gets it from Pablo in the end - there will be three people crying - David, Jenna and, of course, me. Make that four - Pablo will be gravely disappointed as well.


"Our main weapon is fear and surprise ... Our TWO main weapons are fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope ... Our THREE main weapons ..."

Sorry Pablo, but I love it when this thread resurfaces. I'm almost in tears right now!

[Pablo Rafael]

Not only is this a useless thread that somehow has a life of its own, but now it seems that several people are trying to belittle my...er character.

I won't stand for it. No recess for any of you!
(Unfortunately discipline is really hard to enforce over the internet, Dang it!)

PABLO

[keltic63]

Not only is this a useless thread that somehow has a life of its own, but now it seems that several people are trying to belittle my...er character.

I won't stand for it. No recess for any of you!
(Unfortunately discipline is really hard to enforce over the internet, Dang it!)

PABLO

perhaps if you posted a picture of your scowling face I could be persuaded to ummmm, behave myself.

here, I'll get it started:

[Pablo Rafael]

Now I expect some improvement in behavior!

[keltic63]

Now I expect some improvement in behavior!

now there's some fur! woof

[andrewlittle]

I just love wolves. So soft, and cuddly, and really quite excit...

Oh, excuse me. I forgot myself for a moment.

[dsdrane]

He clearly flosses.

That's a big plus with me.

Nice doggie.... :cookie::cookie::cookie:

[BrentRichards]

Here Cuddles! Fetch!

Now back to business as usual.

[BrentRichards]

By the way, are we getting close to page 4?

[keltic63]

By the way, are we getting close to page 4?

I believe we are!

[keltic63]

Hey, I got an idea.....

David, why don't you take Pablo to Maine with you to meet the entire family? ;):rolleyes:;)

[BrentRichards]

Oh, HERE'S that other thread!

[u-dog]

OHHHHH !!!! So it was THIS thread you were referring to!! sorry Pablo.

[BrentRichards]

Hey Dash, is there a reason you linked to this thread in your example? Just asking ...

[andrewlittle]

Has anyone seen my keys. Oops. Sorry, Pablo.

[Pablo Rafael]

that this thread has more posts on it than any other thread on the page (except for "Prayer Requests")?

These posts are public record and are open to anyone. Just do a search on your username. When I have done that, what comes up are posts in these threads. (Usually only the ones where I have acted like an idiot, unfortunately.)

People are going to get the impression that middle-aged agy men (That's includes you Andy; you're gay by association. And you too Brent; you may not be middle aged yet, but you sure act like one of us.) either:
1. have nothing to do but wander aimlessly around internet forums.
2. have a disturbing sense of humor.
3. get satisfaction by just being annoying.

(With me I think it's a combination of "all of the above".):D

And David, I am holding you personally irresponsible for starting this thread in the first place!

PABLO

[Daniel]

What thread?

[BrentRichards]

People are going to get the impression that middle-aged agy men (That's includes you Andy; you're gay by association. And you too Brent; you may not be middle aged yet, but you sure act like one of us.) either:
1. have nothing to do but wander aimlessly around internet forums.
2. have a disturbing sense of humor.
3. get satisfaction by just being annoying.


You say that like it's a bad thing!

[BrianB]

that this thread has more posts on it than any other thread on the page (except for "Prayer Requests")?

These posts are public record and are open to anyone. Just do a search on your username. When I have done that, what comes up are posts in these threads. (Usually only the ones where I have acted like an idiot, unfortunately.)

People are going to get the impression that middle-aged agy men (That's includes you Andy; you're gay by association. And you too Brent; you may not be middle aged yet, but you sure act like one of us.) either:
1. have nothing to do but wander aimlessly around internet forums.
2. have a disturbing sense of humor.
3. get satisfaction by just being annoying.

(With me I think it's a combination of "all of the above".):D

And David, I am holding you personally irresponsible for starting this thread in the first place!

PABLO

I'm crushed! :'(:rolleyes: You didn't mention me, Pablo. I'm a middle-aged, irresponsible, annoying, whatever too! Okay...so I haven't posted as much as the other guys. I promise to try harder.:D

[Pablo Rafael]

I didn't mean to leave you out. You just hadn't posted in the last couple posts. You know, when you get to be our age you can only remember that last thing or two that gets said.

That being said, rest assured. We all find you very annoying and irresponsible, a typical middle-aged guy.

And this post is going to put this thread back up at the top. (I think I am my own worst enemy.)

Pablo

[u-dog]

Is this the thread you were referring to Brent?

[BrentRichards]

Oh yeah, HERE it is!

(And Pablo thinks he's his own worst enemy ... HA!)

[BrianB]

I didn't mean to leave you out. You just hadn't posted in the last couple posts. You know, when you get to be our age you can only remember that last thing or two that gets said.

That being said, rest assured. We all find you very annoying and irresponsible, a typical middle-aged guy.

And this post is going to put this thread back up at the top. (I think I am my own worst enemy.)

Pablo
I feel much better now! Uh oh...this thread back up at the top.

[andrewlittle]

That's what we're showing to our dear, dear Pablo by letting this thread sink to the bottom of the list. I want to applaud all those who resisted the urge to resurrect it once again. You kindness and compassion is only exceeded by the number of parents it took to make you. So, to you kind, sensitive, sensible people - well done for showing restraint and respect for Pablo's feelings.

Oh shit!

[BrianB]

That's what we're showing to our dear, dear Pablo by letting this thread sink to the bottom of the list. I want to applaud all those who resisted the urge to resurrect it once again. You kindness and compassion is only exceeded by the number of parents it took to make you. So, to you kind, sensitive, sensible people - well done for showing restraint and respect for Pablo's feelings.

Oh shit!
Will this post add page five? Hopefully it will. :pray:

[u-dog]

but how about this one?

[nmwolfboy]

"Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Are we there yet?

-scott

[scott snedeker]

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.:lol::lol::lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rabbitattack.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rabbitattack.jpg

[Pablo Rafael]

This thread had better NOT go to page five.

And for the one who dares take it there I will come in person and settle this once and for all. (Please no one from overseas my budget for travel is quite limited.)

Did I tell you have been really lifting the weights this summer?

This is not a threat, just a thinly veiled....
Oh heck, it IS a threat!

PABLO

[u-dog]

This thread had better NOT go to page five.

And for the one who dares take it there I will come in person and settle this once and for all. (Please no one from overseas my budget for travel is quite limited.)

Did I tell you have been really lifting the weights this summer?

This is not a threat, just a thinly veiled....
Oh heck, it IS a threat!

PABLO

Could you be more specific about what, exactly, you are threatening Pablo? because your macho, aggresive, dominating posture and attitude MIGHT actually encourage someone to post again and to risk going to page 5. Just a thought.

BTW, what do your parents think about you travelling all over the country punishing people? Do you think that they will give you permission?

[u-dog]

I guess I did it didn't I?:o

[andrewlittle]

We're all a bunch of immature dolts - no chickens, I'll give you - but dolts.

I suppose next we'll be going for some kind of posting record or something.

I swear, I don't know how Pablo tolerates us all. Then again, I can't say I really care.

Tell you what. Two free posts to the person who puts it into page 6. (I can do that, can't I Uncle Stevie.) :D

[Pablo Rafael]

Dave,

We're going to have to settle this thing outside!
I'm going to hop on a plane and and go to...

Where the heck am I going to?

On second thought maybe I will wait 'till page six to really mess somebody up.
Why is it my luck to threaten the guy who is 6' 4"? (And solid muscle with 20 inch biceps I hear.)

Oh well, I hear that big smart-alecky guys always get their comeuppance!


Andy, I appreciate your thought. No chickens here, just dolts. I would rather be a dolt anyday. (Uh, a "dolt" is a good thing, right? Where is my dictionary?)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[keltic63]

15 more posts until page 6



oh, and Andy, cut the "Stevie" crap or I'm looking you up as you travel east! :mad:

[andrewlittle]

15 more posts until page 6



oh, and Andy, cut the "Stevie" crap or I'm looking you up as you travel east! :mad:

Death and mismemberment, I'm guessing, StevE. Okay, I can take a hint - subtle as it may be. You don't have to threaten me, StevE. Have you noticed that has been happening a good bit lately. First Pablo, now StevE - insinuations of violence seem to be contagious.

So, anyway, StevE, exactly where would be the best place for you to look me up when I travel east? I-70 seems like a good choice to get from central Ohio (our temporary stop) to points east, and it seems it might go pretty close to your neck of the woods. Just how close it that, and just how pissed off do I have to get you to make that happen?

I seem to lining up a few possible altercations - ummm, I mean meetings - on I-70. Interesting.

Oh yes, StevE, will we need seconds?

[mjules]

Oh my God, you guys.

You should warn a girl not to read this whole thread all in one sitting. I can't breathe! And I think the neighbors are wondering what all this howling laughter is...

Ooohhhhh, my sides hurt...

(Also! Someone mentioned Westport CT at some point!? I used to live there! *waves!*)

:lol:

This is in no way a ploy to help this thread reach five pages. Nope. Not at all.

[u-dog]

On second thought maybe I will wait 'till page six to really mess somebody up.
Tu Amigo, Pablo


Mom and Dad said "NO" didn't they! HAHA! I knew it!

[mjules]

You know, my ploys might work better if I could count?

I meant this is in no way a ploy meant to put the thread to SIX pages.

(It's just 'cause I don't have six fingers on my right hand. I quit counting when I got to the pinky.)

This is why I'm going to be teaching ENGLISH, not math!

And anyway, Pablo, how goes the fight? Any progress? :-D

[keltic63]

Death and mismemberment, I'm guessing, StevE. Okay, I can take a hint - subtle as it may be. You don't have to threaten me, StevE. Have you noticed that has been happening a good bit lately. First Pablo, now StevE - insinuations of violence seem to be contagious.

So, anyway, StevE, exactly where would be the best place for you to look me up when I travel east? I-70 seems like a good choice to get from central Ohio (our temporary stop) to points east, and it seems it might go pretty close to your neck of the woods. Just how close it that, and just how pissed off do I have to get you to make that happen?

I seem to lining up a few possible altercations - ummm, I mean meetings - on I-70. Interesting.

Oh yes, StevE, will we need seconds?

You inferred the violence, I merely mentioned that I would "look you up" :D

I-70? within 12 miles of my house. Exit 57 (57 miles from the WV line) is New Stanton, and that is where I-70 connects with the PA turnpike. 15 minute drive and one can of whoop-a$$ :mad:

[rainbow7]

15 more posts until page 6



It's kind of like a filibuster, huh?

[mjules]

It's kind of like a filibuster, huh?

Except infinitely more amusing.

...Of course, my mind can't help but think how much fun Mr. Smith Goes to Washington would've been if the filibuster had been like this? :aparty:

(On that note, any Jimmy Stewart fans around?)

[rainbow7]

Except infinitely more amusing.

...Of course, my mind can't help but think how much fun Mr. Smith Goes to Washington would've been if the filibuster had been like this? :aparty:

(On that note, any Jimmy Stewart fans around?)

At my house we have an annual Thanksgiving tradition....after dinner we always watch "It's a Wonderful Life".....marks the start of Advent! Stewart made a lot of films, but that's my favorite!

Polly

[Gregory_de_Bois]

You inferred the violence, I merely mentioned that I would "look you up" :D

I-70? within 12 miles of my house. Exit 57 (57 miles from the WV line) is New Stanton, and that is where I-70 connects with the PA turnpike. 15 minute drive and one can of whoop-a$$ :mad:

Ha! Stanton. Like in the Office.

I love that show.

Oh, drat! I guess I've started posting too. I am turning into one of "them." I need a vacation.

[andrewlittle]

Oh, drat! I guess I've started posting too. I am turning into one of "them." I need a vacation.

By "them" to whom or what are you referring, young man. Yes, I can read it between the lines, you insipid little upstart. You think we're all old farts, don't you? You're sitting there holier and younger than some of the rest of us, thinking snobbishly to yourself, "Old Geezers. OH my God, I hope I never turn into one of THEM." Well, see where your fear gets you - hahahahah, you're now one of us.

Ooh, just like in the movie "Freaks" - he's one of us, he's one of us - say it with me - he's one of us, he's ...

What? Oh, my medicine - that's nice. A bath - oh, yes, I'd like that.

(Don't think this is over yet, whippersnapper. I'll sic Pablo on you - he's been working out, you know? Yes, he's in the next room. I thinks he must be having his enema right now - I can hear him squealing like a little girl.)

What's that, nurse? Enema? Yes, I've had ... I mean, no I haven't. Not today. (Giggle. Giggle.) Wait a minute! What the hell do you mean StevE is going to do it?

[Gregory_de_Bois]

By "them" to whom or what are you referring, young man. Yes, I can read it between the lines, you insipid little upstart. You think we're all old farts, don't you? You're sitting there holier and younger than some of the rest of us, thinking snobbishly to yourself, "Old Geezers. OH my God, I hope I never turn into one of THEM." Well, see where your fear gets you - hahahahah, you're now one of us.



Fear? Who said anything about fear? I just want to live a young life before I resort to your humour.:p

I highly respect you. (remember the book of all the stuff I think you know but know you don't really know.)

And don't be calling me insipid, or else...

[Gregory_de_Bois]

So how old is pablo?

[Daniel]

So how old is pablo?

It's not how old you are but how young you feel! :lol:

That and moisturizer will get you somewhere....

[scott snedeker]

That and moisturizer will get you somewhere....

Not if you don't start using some of it on your face and not your.........

[mjules]

Not if you don't start using some of it on your face and not your.........

*gigglesnort*

The sad thing is, you barely beat me to it.

[keltic63]

well, would you look at that! we're on page 6!

[dsdrane]

Repablozel, Repablozel, let down your long hair!

By the way, I now have over 5,367 signatures on my petition -- thank you all...you know who you are! :cookie: -- and I've FedEx'd it to your parents. :eek:

Start packing, my Sweet! :love:

[BrentRichards]

Wait, I missed ALL of page 5! This is appalling.

[Pablo Rafael]

OK Steve (or StevE),

I promised retribution for the poster who went to page six. I'm on my way out to Pennsylvania in a matter of moments. I have directions: I-70 to exit #... uh, excuse me just a sec.

No, mom, he's not the big guy. He's a little short guy. A teacher. A MUSIC teacher at that. It's not going to be a problem.

Sorry for the interruption. I'll be out and we can settle some old scores. Did I mention I have really been lifting the weights. (They have good fitness equipment here at the home.) You're going to be sorry, short guy!



David, do you really think all those signatures will work? I can come down to Florida after I stop off in western Pennsylvania. You know my parents love you, its just that Episcopalian thing. Maybe we could get a new religion for you. How about... Lutheran, yes, Wisconsin Synod Lutheran. That's perfect; they would have no problem with that.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[BrentRichards]

David, do you really think all those signatures will work? I can come down to Florida after I stop off in western Pennsylvania.

Or, you could just wait to go get him when your parents take you to Disney this summer ... its kinda on the way ...

[keltic63]

OK Steve (or StevE),

I promised retribution for the poster who went to page six. I'm on my way out to Pennsylvania in a matter of moments. I have directions: I-70 to exit #... uh, excuse me just a sec.

No, mom, he's not the big guy. He's a little short guy. A teacher. A MUSIC teacher at that. It's not going to be a problem.

Sorry for the interruption. I'll be out and we can settle some old scores. Did I mention I have really been lifting the weights. (They have good fitness equipment here at the home.) You're going to be sorry, short guy!


don't think I mentioned that I have been lifting weights for many years now. I may be short, but I'm strong, and I'm fast, but not cheap, unless you want to count the cheap shot I'll take below your belt because that's all the higher I can reach.

[nmwolfboy]

Now i can't help but wonder what the consequence of spilling over to seven pages would be.

FYI, my money would be on Steve - Pablo would be suffering the effects of higher humidity along I70. It's alot muggier there than in CO.

Pax,
scott

[dsdrane]

Now i can't help but wonder what the consequence of spilling over to seven pages would be.


What an interesting thought, Scott....

[keltic63]

Now i can't help but wonder what the consequence of spilling over to seven pages would be.

FYI, my money would be on Steve - Pablo would be suffering the effects of higher humidity along I70. It's alot muggier there than in CO.

Pax,
scott

High Humidity vs High Altitude! I'm gonna kick some @$$

[andrewlittle]

So -I'm not around as much for a little bit and what happens? I find my StevE talking about kicking someone else's a$$. Back off, you guys. You especially, Pablo - don't make me search you out. And, remember, if you think you can just sneak by on I-70, I'll be travelling on that road. So, if StevE kicks anyone's a$$, it's mine - kapish.

As for you, StevE, you just don't seem to be too picky about who's a$$ you stick you foot into, do you? Damn weight-lifters, you're all the same. Threaten a guy and then two-time by going to look for someone wimpier to threaten (no offense, Pablo - but really, dude).

And, David, what the hell is wrong here? What - you can't even keep Pablo busy long enough for StevE to kick my a$$. Get creative, for goodness sake.

And, the rest of you, what the hell are you looking at?

[Pablo Rafael]

It seems as if I might have selected the wrong person to pick a fight with.

I should have known it is always the little tough guys that are the meanest!

Looks like it's time to disappear from the scene for a while. It's not that I'm chicken, but I couldn't bear to have my perfect, gorgeous face messed up. (Or with Steve, my perfectly gorgeous kneecaps.)

PABLO

* Hijole (EE hoe le) A multi-purpose Spanish idiom that is used to indicate astonishment. Sort of like "Yikes!" only classier.

[andrewlittle]

Or at 9:10 this evening did I actually see Pablo Rafael and Rafael Pablo logged on. Is the second one Pablo's alter-ego? Is it his 2nd cousin, twice removed, who's come to defend his honor against StevE? Perhaps it just another person who thinks by subterfuge he can get a little of David?

Hmmm?

[andrewlittle]

Due to the mysterious and threatening arrival of one Rafael Pablo to join with Pablo Rafael to make up a tag-team super group, keltic63 (alias StevE and the laughably obscure Steve) has called in the assistance of gaelic69.

The referree for the match will be u-dog, with David calling the blow-by-blow - ahem, that was an unfortunate slip - well, the play-by-play. andrewlittle, who incidentally squeals like a little girl at the sight of blood, will be on call for injuries.

In a quote, immediately after the announcement, StevE said, "Don't make me kick two a$$es."

[BrentRichards]

I can't believe all this ranting hasn't put us on page 7 yet.

[keltic63]

I can't believe all this ranting hasn't put us on page 7 yet.

can't make it to page 7 until post #121, this is only #115

[keltic63]

As for you, StevE, you just don't seem to be too picky about who's a$$ you stick you foot into, do you? Damn weight-lifters, you're all the same. Threaten a guy and then two-time by going to look for someone wimpier to threaten (no offense, Pablo - but really, dude).


in much the same way that our dear Ash Phoenix "shares the love" with several other Radical Faeries, I like to spread the @$$-kickin's (or bitch-slaps) around!

so who else is drivin' down I-70 this summer and needs a good New Balance 1022 lodged strategically in their rump?

[Rafael Pablo]

Hi, I am new to the forums and have followed your discussion.

Though I in no way know Pablo, he seems like a very nice guy and I suggest that Steve leave him alone and not try to do him any physical harm.

And Andy, I find it impolite for you to be making rude comments about me even before my first post.

Like I said, this Pablo guy seems very nice and sweet. Also I get the impression he is very strong and athletic with a perfectly toned muscular body; he is charming and handsome and ever so humble.

And Steve, be nice, give up this fight please!

Tu Amigo, Rafael

[keltic63]

wow rafael, looks like someone beat you up!



of course, that's what andy-the-pansy and your friend Pablo-the-Doughboy are gonna look like when they cross the line into PA.

[u-dog]

wow rafael, looks like someone beat you up!



of course, that's what andy-the-pansy and your friend Pablo-the-Doughboy are gonna look like when they cross the line into PA.



SIGH!! My Hero!

[andrewlittle]

wow rafael, looks like someone beat you up!

of course, that's what andy-the-pansy and your friend Pablo-the-Doughboy are gonna look like when they cross the line into PA.

Pansy! You called me a pansy! How did you know? Is it that obvious?
-sniff-sniff-

Join the club, StevE. You can join all the others who have made my life a living hell because I'm small and daintily built. But, okay, if you want a piece of me, so be it. Would you like me to come already bleeding, or do you prefer to do that yourself? -sniff-sniff-

I will let you know the time I am coming through your part of PA, so you can come and physically humiliate me in front of my recovering wife. I am sure that will make you fill like a big man -sniff-sniff - like the brute that you are.

Oh, pity me! I said, "PITY ME!" Pay attention, damnit. Oh, woe is me.

(Yes, honey, I did say that. Well, I am dainty. What do you mean "in a neanderthal kind of way?" Look, I'm just giving him a false sense of security. He doesn't need to know I weigh 220 and have a black belt. No, dear, I won't get arrested again. They are not lethal weapons - stop saying that. I wouldn't hurt a fly. Yes, I know he's not a fly. Quit splitting hairs. No, honey, you won't have to take a tire iron to his friends - he doesn't have any to bring with him. Okay, I'll wear a red t-shirt just in case.)

[nmwolfboy]

This thread has definitely drifted far from its original mission - to deliver Pablo from his emotional prison and enable him to pursue true love. Here's a reminder:

Friends --

You may have read the following disturbing post in another thread recently:

Comrades, Sisters and, er, Sisters, our beautiful Pablo is being held in an emotional prison, a web of guilt and centuries-old religious intolerance as strong as any steel bars!

Won't you join me in petitioning Mr. & Mrs. Pablo's-Parents to reconsider and free Pablo to finally pursue happiness avec moi?

The pen is mightier than the apron string!

:whistleblower:

Therefore, let us put forward the petition that our David has mentioned. Abandon this distracting quest of manly assault along I-70, and return to the original romantic pursuit!!!

Besides, if i flip this over to page 7, perhaps our dear :poke: Pablo's wrath will fall on me. I live a hell of alot closer to him than any of you. Those apron strings will probably reach this far!

Pax,
scott

[dsdrane]

Thank you, Scott.

You're a peach!

[andrewlittle]

... my goal was get as many people pissed off as possible, so we can meet up on I-70, make up and have a party. But, then, Jenna told me I look silly in make-up, anyway.

The other goal, of course, was to help get this thread to page 7. Knowing this was a shared goal, I would like to point out that even people who are committed to engaging in mayhem can work together for the good of cause. Having forgotten what that cause was exactly, or even remotely, Scott's reminder was appropo.

So the one goal is to get to page 8, while doing whatever we can to bring Pablo the freedom he needs to luxuriate in the arms of his unrequited love, David. And meet up on I-70.

So the two goals we have are to get David and Pablo together and meet up on I-70 - oh, and to make up.

So the three goals we have are to get David in Pablo's pants, get together on I-70 and make up - and, oh yes, to party.

So the four goals we ... Oh, screw it.

David - come on, bud - you're a good looking guy - do you really have to chase down such a damn momma's boy to get your jollies? Meet up with us on I-70 and, if nothing else, someone will get drunk enough to make up with you, okay?

[andrewlittle]

And the fifth goal is to keep this thread on top.

[nmwolfboy]

1. Doing whatever we can to bring Pablo the freedom he needs to luxuriate in the arms of his unrequited love, David. :love:
2. Get this thread to page 8. :cookie:
3. Meet up on I-70. :smashy:
4. Make up. :good:
5. Party. :aparty:

Amongst our weapons are:
Fear.
Surprise.
A fanatical devotion to the Pope...

Wait, that's the Spanish Inquisition. :eek:

Pax,
scott

[keltic63]

my house isn't on I-70, but it's not far, and the backyard is great for partying! :weee::aparty::weee::aparty::weee:

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not to mention 4 bedrooms for, well, you know, sleeping.

[Pablo Rafael]

Hey, I'm no chicken, I'll take all you on. I'll take you together! I'll take you apart! The people who are in big trouble are: Dave-Page 5, Steve-Page 6, Scott-Page 7. I don't care how big you are or how many weights you've lifted. I throw reason aside! Nothing will get in the way of my revenge!

And Scott, I really appreciate the need to not to have to travel so far. How nice of you to think of me. How about we all meet halfway in between. Maybe the natural amphitheater by the Ghost Ranch in Abique. It's a lovely place.

I'm stronger than any of you! My pickup is bigger and uses more gas! My chainsaw is more powerful! I have more guns! I voted for George Bush! I'm more macho in every way!

Wait! What am I saying??! I'm turning into a straight guy! :eek:
I don't think I'm feeling well. I'd better go lie down.

Pablo

[Rafael Pablo]

Someone (I won't mention any names, Steve) has been messing with my profile and changing my avatar.

I have posted a real picture of me.
It IS me, would I lie to you? :rolleyes:

I just wonder what else can he do? What does he know? Should I search my house for hidden cameras? Should I read 1984 again? Who is that behind me!? (Oh, the dog. :confused: Or is it really a dog?)

This is only my second post, but I think it unfair, Andy, to refer to Pablo as a "mama's boy". I am sure that he is independent and capable of living on his own and taking care of himself. (If he wanted to.)

Tu Amigo, Rafael

[BrentRichards]

For the record, this is my 500th post ... I thought it should be on this thread.

I just need a moment ...[sniff]

[keltic63]

I have posted a real picture of me.
It IS me, would I lie to you? :rolleyes:



and what a handsome young lad you are!

[u-dog]

and what a handsome young lad you are!


I don't know. Looks like kind of a sissy to me.

[BrianB]

1. Doing whatever we can to bring Pablo the freedom he needs to luxuriate in the arms of his unrequited love, David. :love:
2. Get this thread to page 8. :cookie:
3. Meet up on I-70. :smashy:
4. Make up. :good:
5. Party. :aparty:

Amongst our weapons are:
Fear.
Surprise.
A fanatical devotion to the Pope...

Wait, that's the Spanish Inquisition. :eek:

Pax,
scott

I have a comfy chair, pillows for poking, and only live about ten minutes drive from I-70. Is everyone ready to party? :aparty::weee:

[andrewlittle]

I have a comfy chair, pillows for poking, and only live about ten minutes drive from I-70. Is everyone ready to party? :aparty::weee:

Look at this. Threatening behavior using nasty objects reminiscent of the Inquisition - and StevE talks about me and u-dog being bullies. Sheesh.

Now, as far as that party - it may be the wrong time of day for a real party, but I'm hoping to hook up with you, Brian, on Tuesday late afternoon/early evening. How about it, Brian, can that work? You told me Miller Lane would work, right? I hope it fits your schedule.

I'll check in with you tomorrow.

You too, u-dog - Tuesday midday looks like the time for your neck of the woods. I'll check in with you tomorrow, as well.

We'll need pictures of course - so bring disguises.

It will be at least a couple of weeks before I'm ready to take on StevE - so he will be back by then.

[BrentRichards]

Hey, Steve told us to leave this thread alone while he's gone, and I, for one, intend to do just th... whoops.

[Gregory_de_Bois]

What are we supposed to leave alone?

[Gregory_de_Bois]

Oops.. not supposed to post here.:D

[keltic63]

Hey, Steve told us to leave this thread alone while he's gone, and I, for one, intend to do just th... whoops.


I believe I said that you shouldn't be pestering Jamie and Chris about producing nieces and nephews for us!

[Gregory_de_Bois]

I believe I said that you shouldn't be pestering Jamie and Chris about producing nieces and nephews for us!

So we can post here?

[Gregory_de_Bois]

Hey, Steve told us to leave this thread alone while he's gone, and I, for one, intend to do just th... whoops.

You silly goose.

Oh, whoops, I posted here again.

[BrentRichards]

*sound of the whip cracking*

I am leaving at 7am to go to the beach with my teenage kids. I will not be in the forums all week. Nate is in the midst of some lifechanges, and Jamie is finishing up his honeymoon.

I EXPECT all of you to be on your best behavior for the next 2 days (when Jamie officially returns). Be nice to each other. Leave the Pablo/dsdrane thread alone, and by all means DO NOT allow andy and u-dog to bully anyone!


btw, there IS someone from soulforce staff watching you. It's not like we're letting the inmates run the prison, so keep it on the up & up, as opposed to the downlow

So you DIDN'T mean we shouldn't post here? I'm not clear on this one.

[Pablo Rafael]

Well, I for one have every intention of leaving this thread alone. I have been begging and pleading for that to happen - to no avail I might add.
I've threatened - also no good.
I am now making a list of curses to bring down on the IDIOT who takes it to page eight. I have gotten a far as cursing the evil culprit with being infested with 10,000 fleas.

There. That curse should be the end of this!

For the record, this is my 500th post ... I thought it should be on this thread.

I just need a moment ...[sniff]

Congratulations, Brent.
And I just have to say.... You've got some real problems, man!



I don't know. Looks like kind of a sissy to me.

And I just want you to know that a lot of our heros were sissies.
I remember hearing in history class that Saint Francis was a sissi. :D

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[Pablo Rafael]

D'oh!
scratch, scratch, scratch

[BrianB]

D'oh!
scratch, scratch, scratch

Gremlin: "I like him. He's silly"

[keltic63]

So you DIDN'T mean we shouldn't post here? I'm not clear on this one.


I obviously don't know what I'm talking about, so we'll just have to ignore what I said and start all over. ;)

[u-dog]

And I just want you to know that a lot of our heros were sissies.
I remember hearing in history class that Saint Francis was a sissi. :D

Tu Amigo, Pablo


That was SO BAD it made my TEETH ITCH !!!!!:eek:

[dsdrane]

(uh oh.)

...

[Editorial aside: so this is what it has come to...I have to bump my own thread. Sigh....]

[BrentRichards]

While we're on the Saint Francis topic ... he made a pretty clean break with his parents, Pablo ... take notes.

It involved public nudity, though ... the modern right would have boycotted it like a Pride Parade.

[u-dog]

While we're on the Saint Francis topic ... he made a pretty clean break with his parents, Pablo ... take notes.

It involved public nudity, though ... the modern right would have boycotted it like a Pride Parade.


Or missed it entirely ... like Dash streaking :running:

[mjules]

Aaahhh, I see this thread has fallen away from the top of the heap... it's not even the second. Good job, guys! You've consistently left this thread alone long enough that it's being buried in oblivion, just like Pablo hoped. It's obvious how much you all love him. :love:

So now, we'll just leave everything happily buried and.... hey, what happens if I hit this "post" button...?

[Jennifer5]

:'(I can't believe I missed the whole party... this thread took forever to read through... you can't just tell me that it's over... come on!!!!




Oooh... pretty

[Jennifer5]

Come on... don't tell me that no one else will respond now... this is going to be really sad if I start talking to myself just because I feel left out...

[tpdncr4christ]

You'll never have to talk to yourself Jen, I'm here to sit down and pretend to listen...

<3:love:<3

I really need to learn how to post videos on here... that would be so helpful.

O, and Pablo, your mom ever let you off?

[Jennifer5]

Awe... dear boy... pretending to listen is plenty when it comes to a thread like this :lol:

:love:


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[Jennifer5]

damn... how do you post videos?

[Jennifer5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOaw

[tpdncr4christ]

Yay for being ignorant to video posting!!! But excellent smilie folks! :love::love::love::love::love::pray::pray::love::l ol: :lol::rolleyes::D:o:);):rainbow:

[Jennifer5]

yea, everyone else should come and tell us how to post a video on here... it's probably really simple... and we would probably even find it on here somewhere... but really in some way we're just trying to make this thread really really really long :D

[Jennifer5]

http://www.soulforce.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2310

....huh... should we read it?:confused:

[tpdncr4christ]

o...

well i feel sheepish...


baaaaaaaah...

[Jennifer5]

Sheepish you say?

[Jennifer5]

7GFpMb0sOaw

[Jennifer5]

haha... It worked!!!!!!!!!! :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee:


now... the question is... am I alone?

[andrewlittle]

Playing hard to get sometimes backfires, don't you know. So now, besides being a playground for Jenn and Austin (which I kind of enjoyed), maybe there's someone else who can voice their unrequited love for Pablo - preferably a dastardly protestant, so Pablo can continue to hide behind his parents disdain.

Oh come on! Let's get honest, shall we? Lay down, Pablo. Tell us why you seem to have such difficulty committing to someone. We're listening - we care - really we do.

[Pablo Rafael]

All the recent events are too much for me.
People posting videos (some of cute guys) that I can't download on my super-slow dial up connection.
Tennagers taking over the thread about me.
My beautiful, charming, gay, architect boyfriend going off with someone else.
Plus the drain in the tub is running really slow and the check engine light is on in the pickup!

It's all just too much.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

I think I'll stop taking my medication.

[dsdrane]

Oh, c'mon!

I'm not that charming, really.

:cookie:

[Dash]

Oh, c'mon!

I'm not that charming, really.

:cookie:

Nope not charming at all... And that smile is neither broad, nor captivating... no cupid's bow-like lips... He does not have eyes like deep emeralds. In fact, there's nothing at all to see, gentlemen. Move along... move along...

[arches right eyebrow for emphasis]

Don't make me bring my boots into the conversation...

:love:

[tpdncr4christ]

All the recent events are too much for me.
People posting videos (some of cute guys) that I can't download on my super-slow dial up connection.
Tennagers taking over the thread about me.
My beautiful, charming, gay, architect boyfriend going off with someone else.
Plus the drain in the tub is running really slow and the check engine light is on in the pickup!

It's all just too much.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

I think I'll stop taking my medication.

What's wrong with teenagers taking over the thread? I'll have you know I'm interviewing for a management position at the Target where I work NEXT WEEK. That means I'll be very much an adult. No teenager here.

[u-dog]

What's wrong with teenagers taking over the thread? I'll have you know I'm interviewing for a management position at the Target where I work NEXT WEEK. That means I'll be very much an adult. No teenager here.

What part of eigh-TEEN do you not understand bucko? (Congrats on the management position! If they don't give it to you... they're nuts! Are you going to college in the Fall? Will this be in addition to that?

[BrentRichards]

All the recent events are too much for me.
People posting videos (some of cute guys) that I can't download on my super-slow dial up connection.
Tennagers taking over the thread about me.
My beautiful, charming, gay, architect boyfriend going off with someone else.
Plus the drain in the tub is running really slow and the check engine light is on in the pickup!

It's all just too much.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

I think I'll stop taking my medication.

Tranquilo, amigo. Que sera, sera. (Don't know how to get accents and such here)

[Jennifer5]

mTa8U0Wa0q8


Now, Pablo... you have to always remember that all of us love ya:love:


As for Austin....yes, kid we are teenagers, you may legally be an adult but be honest... you're really still just a kid. Good luck with getting the manager position, they really would be stupid if they didn't give it to ya.

[Jennifer5]

9TG_5TeNA_E

[Pablo Rafael]

before I turn this thread over to the teenagers. (Let's see if THEY can conduct this thread with the dignity, sophistication and class that we more (ahem) mature individuals have.)

First everyone was amused that I was "dumped" on a public forum. Not even dumped. I found out about it from a second party, a teenager at that. (A moment of uncontrolled sobbing.) Then there is the token pity. NOW you will all try to set me up with someone else. DON'T DO IT! I don't want any matchmaking. And forgive me for being blunt (When I stop taking my medication I am prone to wild mood swings and irrational behvior.) but the rest of you are bottom-of-the-barrel, now that my beloved David is taken and Dash is unavaliable. For example:

SCOTT - TOO DEMANDING OF ATTENTION (Something I never do.)
Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent

I don't mean to be rude, but I thought things just needed to be said.

Sometimes the truth hurts.
(Not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing. But it hurts.)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[andrewlittle]

... that you have chosen to feel hurt.
before I turn this thread over to the teenagers. (Let's see if THEY can conduct this thread with the dignity, sophistication and class that we more (ahem) mature individuals have.)
Personally, I think they lack the maturity to truly acts as dolts in a public forum. I'm sorry, that should have been "...lack the dementia..."

First everyone was amused that I was "dumped" on a public forum. Not even dumped. I found out about it from a second party, a teenager at that. (A moment of uncontrolled sobbing.)
Since this is a moment of such abject sorrow for you - not to mention one showing an insatiable need for attention and affirmation - I would ordinarily avoid correcting you publicly. However, since you are a teacher, I thought it would be unkind to not point out that you found out about this from a THIRD party. Let's hope you don't teach anything that involves numbers or counting, eh.

Then there is the token pity. NOW you will all try to set me up with someone else. DON'T DO IT! I don't want any matchmaking. And forgive me for being blunt (When I stop taking my medication I am prone to wild mood swings and irrational behvior.) but the rest of you are bottom-of-the-barrel, now that my beloved David is taken and Dash is unavaliable. For example:

Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent

I don't mean to be rude, but I thought things just need to be said.

Sometimes the truth hurts.
(Not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing. But it hurts.)

Tu Amigo, Pablo
Too tall, too straight, too married, too female - is there any deeply held social bias that you didn't vent here, Pablo?

And as far as beng too straight, I'll have you know that I share some traits with Bill Clinton and that my pe... (What's that, honey. You don't think he was talking about that. What else could he have been talking about? Oh, orientation. Well, that's embarrassing. No, I don't know how to edit. I'll just claim that StevE changed my post. Yeah, that'll work.)

I think, everyone, that this is a covert cry for help and intervention from our dear Pablo. We should all pity and look down on him as someone who needs the benefit of our magnaminity, selfless tolerance and, above all else, our superior counting skills.

But, because this is such a poorly disguised call for help, we need to consider putting Pablo on a SUICIDE WATCH. I would take the first turn, but I just noticed my nails need trimming. Hopefully, someone will come along soon and keep an eye on him.

[Daniel]

Bujg9erFH48

[andrewlittle]

[YOUTUBE]Bujg9erFH48[/UTUBE]

See! Daniel, speaking in code that only exceptional counters can understand, agrees with me.

[Daniel]

See! Daniel, speaking in code that only exceptional counters can understand, agrees with me.

Did you catch the 'suicide' lyric?

Code Red.

[tpdncr4christ]

I am far too amazing to be cocky! I don't need someone to tell me of my arrogance, I am quite capable of doing so myself, thank you very much.

Now, Jennifer, where were we? O yes, sheep.http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2006/manual/illos/sheep.jpg

[keltic63]

Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent



don't think of it as me being bossy, instead think of it as having your own "Life Coach"





Yes, that's definitely the way you should think of it. No other way; my way is the right way.

[BrianB]

Pablo said:
Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent

Well Pablo, I'm sorry that you think I'm annoying. It was only my sincere effort to get you to come out of your shell. I have a date with a cute guy that works at Goodwill so I won't annoy you any further...much.

[Jennifer5]

Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent

Tu Amigo, Pablo
Ok....

Dave is only an inch taller then you, making him 6' 4", which wouldn't be to tall for you, although if I recall, he does have a wife and kids at home.

Andy is a bit straight... but either way... I think that Jenna would object.

Agreed that Daniel is too married.

Brian.... not to annoying.

Me... well yea... I'd be to female for you.

Austin... too young... that's the problem there.

Megan... sorry... but I don't think that would work... partly just because you're 25 and I'm 16.

Steve... not TOO bossy... but he has to be kinda bossy because he IS a moderator.

Brent is to Brent... what is that supposed to mean?


I am far too amazing to be cocky! I don't need someone to tell me of my arrogance, I am quite capable of doing so myself, thank you very much.

Now, Jennifer, where were we? O yes, sheep.http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2006/manual/illos/sheep.jpg
Now... thank you for getting us back on track...

[BrentRichards]

Brent - too... Brent



Now that's just nasty.

[andrewlittle]

From the BBC website:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6265592.stm

A group of stressed-out people in Spain have been given a chance to let off steam by demolishing a hotel in Madrid.

High school teacher Pablo, another participant, said he really enjoyed letting off steam.

"I don't need to smash my classroom now, not anymore - I'm already relaxed," Pablo was quoted as saying by Reuters news agency.

Have we driven you this far - lierally and figuratively - Pablo, that you have to smash up things to feel better?

[nmwolfboy]

before I turn this thread over to the teenagers. (Let's see if THEY can conduct this thread with the dignity, sophistication and class that we more (ahem) mature individuals have.)

First everyone was amused that I was "dumped" on a public forum. Not even dumped. I found out about it from a second party, a teenager at that. (A moment of uncontrolled sobbing.) Then there is the token pity. NOW you will all try to set me up with someone else. DON'T DO IT! I don't want any matchmaking. And forgive me for being blunt (When I stop taking my medication I am prone to wild mood swings and irrational behvior.) but the rest of you are bottom-of-the-barrel, now that my beloved David is taken and Dash is unavaliable. For example:

Dave - too tall (I like looking down on people.)
Andy - too straight
Daniel - too married
Brian - to annoying
Jennifer - too female
Austin - too cocky
Megan _ see "Jennifer"
Steve - too bossy
Brent - too... Brent

I don't mean to be rude, but I thought things just need to be said.

Sometimes the truth hurts.
(Not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing. But it hurts.)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

Oh, i see. And sometimes some of us don't even rate enough to make the list. :injured: True, i'm taken, but one does appreciate at least courtesy acknowledgment, especially from a muscular neighbor...even if he is a mama's boy. :eek: :poke:

Sniff...

scott

[Pablo Rafael]

I am far too amazing to be cocky! I don't need someone to tell me of my arrogance, I am quite capable of doing so myself, thank you very much.


Sorry,
I stand corrected.


Now that's just nasty.

Hey, you want to hear something REALLY nasty?
Oh, sorry, I forgot; there are little children present.
I'll tell you later after Austin has gone to bed. ;)

(Psst... Brent, I only included you to throw the others off the track. I think you, Jennifer and I are the only ones in these forums who have any sanity. The others - nutty as fruitcakes, the lot of them.


Have we driven you this far - lierally and figuratively - Pablo, that you have to smash up things to feel better?

No comment!

Disclaimer: Neither admissions nor deniels posted in these forums by this author (Pablo Rafael) herafter refered to as "the author" have any legal standing and cannot be construed as evidence (Except in West Virginia, Saskachewan, The Yukon Territory and New South Wales. Persons in those provinces are asked to ignore this author and regard all statements made by the author as a "bunch of hooey". Neither the American Psychiatric association nor the Four-Corners Mental Health Center in Farmington, New Mexico where the author is undergoing treatment are responsible for any harm caused by failure of psychiatric treatment. The opinions of the author are his alone, and Soulforce and its employees and supporters bear no responsibility. Moderator Steve Snagdoodlegarglefuss (Keltic) states the official organization position "The guy's a pain in the butt!" Anyone reading the fine print of this message has automatically agreed to pay a shipping and handling charge of $29.95 which is non-refundable.


Oh, i see. And sometimes some of us don't even rate enough to make the list. :injured: True, i'm taken, but one does appreciate at least courtesy acknowledgment, especially from a muscular neighbor...even if he is a mama's boy.


Scott, if you had looked at my original (and totally unedited) post, you would have seen that you are FIRST in the list!
The New Mexico summer sun must be getting to you.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

PS: What's this thing about sheep! :confused:

[Jennifer5]

(Psst... Brent, I only included you to throw the others off the track. I think you, Jennifer and I are the only ones in these forums who have any sanity. The others - nutty as fruitcakes, the lot of them.
Thank you..:lol:



PS: What's this thing about sheep! :confused:
Umm.. good question... I put up a picture of a goat the last time.

[BrentRichards]

(Psst... Brent, I only included you to throw the others off the track. I think you, Jennifer and I are the only ones in these forums who have any sanity. The others - nutty as fruitcakes, the lot of them.

That's kind, Pablo, but frankly, if you're vouching for my sanity I'll have to doubt yours.


Disclaimer: Neither admissions nor deniels posted in these forums by this author (Pablo Rafael) herafter refered to as "the author" have any legal standing and cannot be construed as evidence (Except in West Virginia, Saskachewan, The Yukon Territory and New South Wales. Persons in those provinces are asked to ignore this author and regard all statements made by the author as a "bunch of hooey". Neither the American Psychiatric association nor the Four-Corners Mental Health Center in Farmington, New Mexico where the author is undergoing treatment are responsible for any harm caused by failure of psychiatric treatment. The opinions of the author are his alone, and Soulforce and its employees and supporters bear no responsibility. Moderator Steve Snagdoodlegarglefuss (Keltic) states the official organization position "The guy's a pain in the butt!" Anyone reading the fine print of this message has automatically agreed to pay a shipping and handling charge of $29.95 which is non-refundable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Actually, I think I know someone in Lancaster County by that name.

[nmwolfboy]

<snip!>

Scott, if you had looked at my original (and totally unedited) post, you would have seen that you are FIRST in the list!
The New Mexico summer sun must be getting to you.



Well, that's a bit of mollification, at least. :shifty: And you're probably right about the effect of the steaming, baking, roasting, broiling New Mexican sun - it's 107 degrees in Albuquerque today.

So, the other half and i are off to Santa Fe for dinner with friends. Hopefully, i can be the center of attention, since that's allegedly what i need alot of. :cool: Here i thought i was the usually quiet, low-maintenance kind...

Pax :dove:

scott

[Jennifer5]

it's 107 degrees in Albuquerque today.
...and to think we feel like we're dying here and it's only 80 degrees:borg:

[u-dog]

Well, that a bit of mollification, at least. :shifty: And you're probably right about the effect of the steaming, baking, roasting, broiling New Mexican sun - it's 107 degrees in Albuquerque today.

So, the other half and i are off to Santa Fe for dinner with friends. Hopefully, i can be the center of attention, since that's allegedly what i need alot of. :cool: Here i thought i was the usually quiet, low-maintenance kind...

Pax :dove:

scott


OH!! Santa Fe !! How was it? Where did you eat? have you ever been up to Chimayo to eat at the Rancho de Chimayo? That is my "gold standard" for what constitutes "good" Mexican food. Their Sopapillas are TO DIE FOR.

[BruceChris]

Well. I suppose it keeps you off the streets, and out of the bars.

P&L, Bruce Chris

[nmwolfboy]

OH!! Santa Fe !! How was it? Where did you eat? have you ever been up to Chimayo to eat at the Rancho de Chimayo? That is my "gold standard" for what constitutes "good" Mexican food. Their Sopapillas are TO DIE FOR.

Santa Fe was lovely - we didn't go out to eat, but instead had a very tasty meal outside on the lovely portal of some friends. Charming garden surrounding us, pleasant breezes, good wine, conversation, etc. :) Oh, and illegal fireworks occasionally bursting in the nearby skies. BTW. i wasn't the center of attention - that was my other half, who is quite the storyteller.

i've never actually been to Chimayo, though one of my good friends grew up there & invited us to walk the Good Friday pilgrimage with him this past Easter. We ended up bowing out upon discovering that thousands of people crowd into little Chimayo - :eek: - i've got a phobia about large crowds.

Yummy - sopapillas!!!! El Paragua in Espanola is really good, too. As is Gabriels, on the road between Santa Fe & Espanola. Their guacamole (made to order by the waiter at your table), calavacitas, and refried beans are amazing!!! :cookie: :cookie: The abundance of fabulous New Mexican restaurants here have really spoiled me. Mmmmmm.

Perhaps i can convince our dear, heart-broken Pablo to take a drive down our way for a meal sometime at a nice restaurant. Green chile chicken enchiladas might not offset a longing for the company of lovely David, but maybe a nice flan would ease the ache??? Certainly a margarita couldn't hurt?

Whaddya say, muscle-man?

Pax :dove:

scott

[Zerbie]

Well now that the conversation has covered BOTH absenteeism from Pablo's List AND the weather, it's time to jump in and gripe.

Why didn't I even get considered on Pablo's list?? :hissy: Waahaa! (Not like I'm not utterly taken, too, amongst other incompatibilities, but at least one might have been mentioned. . .)

And oh my dear, 80 degrees is not hot, that is blissfully cool. Yes 107 is bad. But Scott, I'll see your 107 and raise you to 115. (We got back in town late last night, and it was 97 degrees in the house with the AC on - took hours to get it down to 80.)

Sopapillas sound yummy.

[Jennifer5]

Yumm... real mexican food sounds sooooo good!!!! :applause:


115 degrees is horrible... although if I recall... if you happen to have a swimming pool in the back yard... it's not so bad. I LOVED having a pool... I would jump right in when I would get home from school (but my mom got a little mad about jumping in with shoes and everything on). I miss that... Do you have a pool?

[Zerbie]

Yumm... real mexican food sounds sooooo good!!!! :applause:


115 degrees is horrible... although if I recall... if you happen to have a swimming pool in the back yard... it's not so bad. I LOVED having a pool... I would jump right in when I would get home from school (but my mom got a little mad about jumping in with shoes and everything on). I miss that... Do you have a pool?

:lol: sigh. :( No. No pool.

Just a lot of dust!! And a sad tendency towards frequent episodes of heat exhaustion that put me in bed for a day or so. . . .

[Jennifer5]

:lol: sigh. :( No. No pool.

Just a lot of dust!! And a sad tendency towards frequent episodes of heat exhaustion that put me in bed for a day or so. . . .

Bad deal. Tell hubby you want a pool. Just see what he says.. :lol:

[Zerbie]

Bad deal. Tell hubby you want a pool. Just see what he says.. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No, actually, we decided together that we didn't want the responsibility of owning a pool. There are so many little kids in the neighborhood, and we would hate for one of them to sneak into our yard and have an accident.

I could always use the one at the campus gym - if I felt like going over there. . . .

[Jennifer5]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No, actually, we decided together that we didn't want the responsibility of owning a pool. There are so many little kids in the neighborhood, and we would hate for one of them to sneak into our yard and have an accident.

I could always use the one at the campus gym - if I felt like going over there. . . .

But if you could.. the cost of the locked fence is worth it to have the pool..:rolleyes: Soooo nice to have that right there... but it is a lot to take care of!

[u-dog]

Yummy - sopapillas!!!! El Paragua in Espanola is really good, too. As is Gabriels, on the road between Santa Fe & Espanola. Their guacamole (made to order by the waiter at your table), calavacitas, and refried beans are amazing!!! :cookie: :cookie: The abundance of fabulous New Mexican restaurants here have really spoiled me. Mmmmmm.

El Paragua!! I love that place! Thats the place that has the blue corn tortilla's right? right on the market square? When I was in college and worked at Ghost Ranch, my girlfriends father took us there several times. MMMMM.... And you MUST go to Rancho de Chimayo. (its right across the street from the Ortega Weavers which is also worth the trip!

[Zerbie]

But if you could.. the cost of the locked fence is worth it to have the pool..:rolleyes: Soooo nice to have that right there... but it is a lot to take care of!

Actually, we have walls. "Privacy walls" are fairly ubiquitous in Arizona. Even with cement bricks 5ft high on all sides of the yards and locked gates, I've seen children darting through our backyard when toys have flown over the wall - the neighbors in back have a trampoline, maybe that gives them height to get up over the wall. Who knows?

Anyway, we figured we wouldn't use the pool enough to justify all the fuss and the possible risks.

[Jennifer5]

Actually, we have walls. "Privacy walls" are fairly ubiquitous in Arizona. Even with cement bricks 5ft high on all sides of the yards and locked gates, I've seen children darting through our backyard when toys have flown over the wall - the neighbors in back have a trampoline, maybe that gives them height to get up over the wall. Who knows?

Anyway, we figured we wouldn't use the pool enough to justify all the fuss and the possible risks.

That makes sense.... sad... but incredibly reasonable!

[Pablo Rafael]

I know I said a few posts ago that I had just one last thing to say.
Well, I really mean it this time.

It seems that we have two parallel conversations going on here. The men's group and the women's group. (Just like family gatherings) I will just say to Zerbie that I had considered putting you in my list, but I couldn't think of anything because you are always so unendingly nice and polite. (I pick on the more rowdy group.)

Now to get to the men's conversation: Scott and Dave, you are getting closer to home with every conversation. If you want a really pretty drive take the "High Road to Taos" from north of Santa Fe. It goes through Chimayo (well worth the stop, I agree. And pick up some of that "holy" dirt.) through Truchas and on to Taos. It is slow and twisty, but the best of northern New Mexico.

And all this talk about food is getting to me. Coming from California I have eaten a lot of Mexican food, I have to say that northern New Mexico Mexican food is by far the best, better than anywhere in the country. Dave, I have got to tell you that just talking about sopapillas is starting to put back on some of those 50 pounds you lost.

And BruceChris, I will have you know that we are on page 11!. A "waste" indeed. Are all our thoughts, dreams and visions a waste? Are our conversation and our lives a waste? Are the great topics and issues of our day a WASTE?! (tone turning from indignant to embaressingly pathetic) And stop making fun of me. You know for some of us, this is just the best (sniff) we can (sniff) do.

Tu Amigo, Pablito

[Jennifer5]

:lol:

:eek:A waste???:eek:

Never.

these conversations are not a waste.

real mexican does sound really good.

and a swimming pool sounds really good right now.

:love:

[BrentRichards]

This Mexican food talk is really unfair. People around here think Taco Bell is Mexican food. The closest decent Mexican restaurant is like an hour away.

[BrianB]

This Mexican food talk is really unfair. People around here think Taco Bell is Mexican food. The closest decent Mexican restaurant is like an hour away.
Pepito's is the best Mexican food in Dayton. Their enchiladas are really great. Taco Bell food makes me run for something other than the border if you know what I mean. :running: I just can't take it.

[Jennifer5]

Alright Pablo... your thread back to the top.


Now... we need you to post a picture of yourself.

YES?

NO?

MAYBE SO?


(you have to respnd... you can't just say something about this thread then ignor it)

[Pablo Rafael]

Thank you Jennifer,

There may be hope for your generation yet.

Uh, now that I'm here. I realize I don't have anything to say. I should have kept my mouth shut. (I'm a slow learner.)

A picture of me? Every time I try that, our beloved moderator changes it to something really stupid looking. I guess it's just envy. People are intimidated by my stunning good looks and bulging muscles. I make all the other guys here look like losers.
Except for Brent, he's kind of hot!!

I remember we were supposed to post a picture of a sheep, or was it a goat? No matter I have one with both.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

I know, I know. I'm a pain in the butt. When I get too annoying just tell me to shut up. :D

[Jennifer5]

Thank you Jennifer,

There may be hope for your generation yet.

Uh, now that I'm here. I realize I don't have anything to say. I should have kept my mouth shut. (I'm a slow learner.)

A picture of me? Every time I try that, our beloved moderator changes it to something really stupid looking. I guess it's just envy. People are intimidated by my stunning good looks and bulging muscles. I make all the other guys here look like losers.
Except for Brent, he's kind of hot!!

I remember we were supposed to post a picture of a sheep, or was it a goat? No matter I have one with both.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

I know, I know. I'm a pain in the butt. When I get too annoying just tell me to shut up. :D

Why won't you post a picture of yourself :'(

...and Pablo... yes, there is SOME hope for my generation... for the few of us who aren't idiots.. :laughing:

[BrentRichards]

Except for Brent, he's kind of hot!!

What are you smoking?

[keltic63]

A picture of me? Every time I try that, our beloved moderator changes it to something really stupid looking.



no. that wasn't you Pablo Rafael. I have never changed your avatar!



although I did have some fun switching pictures on some cowtipper named Rafael Pablo!

[Rafael Pablo]

although I did have some fun switching pictures on some cowtipper named Rafael Pablo!

And don't I KNOW IT too!!! :mad:

[keltic63]

And don't I KNOW IT too!!! :mad:

you have such a cute face when you're pouting!

[dsdrane]

Man!! Who knew there was all this activity whilst I was up in the Maine Woods!?:eek:

The fact that we're almost to page 12 makes me so proud I could burst.:D

You guys are the best!! :love::cookie:

[BrentRichards]

you have such a cute face when you're pouting!

And he looks pretty good in ruffles and long hair, too.

[Daniel]

What are you smoking?

Oh baby...you fail the flirting test. I mean, really! What's all this 'you can't mean this' stuff? (And this thread, as far as I can tell, was started with the intent to flirt!)

Here's to every gay guy's inner HOT HUNK!

Like The David waiting to find his way out of a solid block of marble, he's in every one of us. All he needs is a little work, tools, great lighting and a smile.

Get busy!

Let the flirting begin!

[Jennifer5]

Daniel's right... just take to compliment Brent!! :love:

[dsdrane]

Daniel's right... just take to compliment Brent!! :love:


...and buy me a drink, sailor.:cool:

[BrentRichards]

...and buy me a drink, sailor.:cool:

It HAS been a long time since I've been to Florida...

What's that sound? Someone's banging on my door ... Dash? What are you doing here? What? I didn't even post it yet! How did you get here so fast?...

[tpdncr4christ]

I leave to go to camp and decide to check up on things and all yall are buying each other sailors? Wow... goodness... I should go to camp more often.

[Jennifer5]

I leave to go to camp and decide to check up on things and all yall are buying each other sailors? Wow... goodness... I should go to camp more often.

CAMP? You're 18, how exactly does this work? Hope you have a great time!


Pablo was just feeling hurt because we didn't keep his thread going... so, well, here we are... and I think that if Pablo and David aren't careful then Dash is going to start getting protective. (Look out people, this could get ugly)

:rofl:

[andrewlittle]

But I thought to myself, "Self -since you haven't had a deep thought in almost a month, where should I spend my 800th post? Why on Pablo's thread, of course."

CAMP? You're 18, how exactly does this work? Hope you have a great time!

Maybe he was a counselor this time around. Then again, maybe it was a camp for those particularly talented artsy-fartsy types.


Pablo was just feeling hurt because we didn't keep his thread going... so, well, here we are... and I think that if Pablo and David aren't careful then Dash is going to start getting protective. (Look out people, this could get ugly):rofl:

Pablo - the musclebound heartthrob of millions is pouting because he dropped the ball when it came to David, leaving the door open to the glorious romance between David and Dash. He's just trying to keep this thread alive so he can get a sympathy f... Well, perhaps I shouldn't go there. He's hoping to get some attention and attract someone who is smitten with his very large muscle(s). His mother, however, ever on guard to protect his vir... - virtue, yes, that's it, his virtue - insists that he not display his manly attributes in pubic - oh, now, seriously, that was a typo - I really did mean public.

Hmmm - the 800th post must be cheap and tawdry, eh. Perhaps the 1000th will be a little higher class.

The only pity is that my 800th post didn't bump this exquisite example of relentless, run-on B.S. to page 12.

[Zerbie]

Okay, I just have to derail the festivities and ask:

how exactly do you KNOW what page your next post is going to appear on??? :confused:

[andrewlittle]

Okay, I just have to derail the festivities and ask:

how exactly do you KNOW what page your next post is going to appear on??? :confused:

It is a function of logarithmically prognosticating the potential probabilities in a purely random, chaotic - perhaps even maniacal - matrix.

Or a slightly easier way is:

If you are posting right after a post that is a multiple of 20 (20, 40, 60...), then you will be post #21, 41, 61, etc, which will start a new page.

[Jennifer5]

I think it's 19? 20? 21? something like that... certain number of posts per page... is that right?

[Jennifer5]

oh yea... so 2 per page.. thank you Andy

[andrewlittle]

Order out of chaos.

And another extraneous sentence to make sure I don't run afoul of the arbitrary enforcement of posting rules by a certain arch-moderator.

[keltic63]

Order out of chaos.

And another extraneous sentence to make sure I don't run afoul of the arbitrary enforcement of posting rules by a certain arch-moderator.

try posting something that has less than 10 letters and see what happens!

[andrewlittle]

The trick there is to use one or more of those obnoxious little characters to the right of the reply box. :love:

By the way, I do like your new tag line - so subtle yet quite tasty.

[Jennifer5]

YUP :eek: :lol:

[Dash]

It HAS been a long time since I've been to Florida...

What's that sound? Someone's banging on my door ... Dash? What are you doing here? What? I didn't even post it yet! How did you get here so fast?...

Brent!

Allow me to introduce you to my two friends...

:cool::cowboy:

[keltic63]

Brent!

Allow me to introduce you to my two friends...

:cool::cowboy:


ooooh, sexy. and now, can we see those without the boots and socks please? :shifty:

[dsdrane]

Swooning now....

[By the way, folks -- and in the interest of fair warning -- Dash:cowboy: is jetting his way to South Florida this afternoon:weee:, so, if you notice a bump in the space-time continuum later today, erm..., that's why.:rolleyes:

:good::D

Anyhoo, please keep him in your thoughts and prayers:pray: today for a safe journey....]

:love::cookie:

[Daniel]

Brent!

Allow me to introduce you to my two friends...

:cool::cowboy:

How about these? Size 11. A little blunt perhaps, but effective in a downtown Tribeca kind of way.

(Rockports: ill-gotten gains during lunch hour jury duty. The white spots are reflection from my anicent hall mirror- not leprosy.)

How's this for leg Keltic?

Dash....I DARE you! :D

-ECyTGZjOJc

[dsdrane]

Nice set o' pins, there, Mister!:D

[BrentRichards]

OOOOO... I've been threatened, haven't I? How exciting!

I am currently wearing a pair of plastic beach sandals I bought for 2 dollars in Hawaii 15 years ago. Not worth posting a picture.

[Jennifer5]

we........

[Jennifer5]

don't need.....

[Jennifer5]

that many more.....

[Jennifer5]

to..........

[Jennifer5]

get to.......

[dsdrane]

Hooray!!

Dash -- and his boots -- should be arriving in another hour or so, and I leave momentarily to trek down to collect him.

:love::love::weee::love:

[Jennifer5]

PAGE 13!!!!!! :weee:

[Jennifer5]

Hooray!!

Dash -- and his boots -- should be arriving in another hour or so, and I leave momentarily to trek down to collect him.

:love::love::weee::love:


YAY!!! HAVE FUN!!! :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee: :weee:

[Pablo Rafael]

Pablo - the musclebound heartthrob of millions is pouting because he dropped the ball when it came to David, leaving the door open to the glorious romance between David and Dash.

I am WELL AWARE of that fact! Thanks for bringing up such a unpleasant subject. While you're at it, how about slamming my fingers in the car door! I (sniff) though that playing hard-to-get would work to my advantage.

And Brent, I am waiting anxiously to see how your encounter with Dash works out. Don't let the guy's sweet face and angelic voice fool you, he KNOWS how to use those boots. I hope you encounter is an exciting adventure. HaHa! (I'm still upset over the quick, sarcastic response you gave to the pass I made at you.)

Although I have to give Brent some credit. Most of the time, when I make a pass at someone, it ends up with a trip to the sheriff's office and ANOTHER restraining order.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[BrentRichards]

I am WELL AWARE of that fact! Thanks for bringing up such a unpleasant subject. While you're at it, how about slamming my fingers in the car door! I (sniff) though that playing hard-to-get would work to my advantage.

And Brent, I am waiting anxiously to see how your encounter with Dash works out. Don't let the guy's sweet face and angelic voice fool you, he KNOWS how to use those boots. I hope you encounter is an exciting adventure. HaHa! (I'm still upset over the quick, sarcastic response you gave to the pass I made at you.)

Although I have to give Brent some credit. Most of the time, when I make a pass at someone, it ends up with a trip to the sheriff's office and ANOTHER restraining order.

Tu Amigo, Pablo

Please accept my abject apologies ...my response was meant to be self-deprecating (not a terribly endearing quality, I know, but a habit) not sarcastic or in any way negative. So, let me try again.

Why thank you, big guy ... it is feeling kinda warm in here!

[tpdncr4christ]

I'm back... and I have a funny story.

I was a counselor, right? And we have family groups, where a "mom" and a "dad" counselor take on a group of ten kids and do stuff with them for a week. Well, the mom of my family group, a 26 year old women who is getting married in october to a 28 year old man and I got along splendidly. In fact, the campers thought that the two of us, the female and me, were hooking up after camp fire.

I laughed so hard when one of my campers asked me if I was dating here...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:lol::lol::lol::lol:

All of the boys in my cabin btw, thought I was straight, and the other counselor was gay. Pity, they were dead wrong!

[Jennifer5]

I'm back... and I have a funny story.

I was a counselor, right? And we have family groups, where a "mom" and a "dad" counselor take on a group of ten kids and do stuff with them for a week. Well, the mom of my family group, a 26 year old women who is getting married in october to a 28 year old man and I got along splendidly. In fact, the campers thought that the two of us, the female and me, were hooking up after camp fire.

I laughed so hard when one of my campers asked me if I was dating here...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::D:D:lol::lol::lol::lol:

All of the boys in my cabin btw, thought I was straight, and the other counselor was gay. Pity, they were dead wrong!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Alright, I'm sorry... but seriously Austin to you don't even LOOK straight :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BrentRichards]

Pablo, did you know you're being talked about on another thread? Just wondered.

[Jennifer5]

Pablo, did you know you're being talked about on another thread? Just wondered.

(wait.... I'm missing something... you have to at least tell me Brent!... PM me... but don't tell him, it'll be funnier that way.)

[wmanion]

I finally got around to reading this thread. I must admit at first I was very confused. My first confusion came with the initial post...I thought to myself..."Pablo has parents?" Then remembering another thread...I thought I had the answer. This must be one of those threads that people use to pad their posts. Wrong again! Then I began seeing zoo animals and talk of a heavy weight competition...at this point I was really confused. Of course it does not take much. Then there was talk of picture swapping. I was beginning to really wonder what I had gotten myself into...reading this very long thread. However, I finally figured it out. This is Soulforce's rendition of Where's Waldo...but instead it is Where's Pablo?

[Jennifer5]

Ummm... I don't really know... it stayed on topic for the first several pages... but then changed.... now I think it's just fun :lol:

[u-dog]

I used to know :confused: but I have forgotten. Now it is merely a vehicle for driving Pablo crazy (a short trip admittedly).

[Jennifer5]

I used to know :confused: but I have forgotten. Now it is merely a vehicle for driving Pablo crazy (a short trip admittedly).

Yes... a very short trip, doesn't take much like this...

:running:.....:running:

yup... 5 dots... thats how short of a trip

[dsdrane]

Ahem.

This thread was started because of Pablo's parents' anti-episcopalian bigotry dousing
the flame of our love.

Pure and simple.

[BrentRichards]

Ahem.

This thread was started because of Pablo's parents' anti-episcopalian bigotry dousing
the flame of our love.

Pure and simple.

For which you now thank them, right?

BTW, if I'm not mistaken, Pablo's parents aren't Catholic, are they? ... I thought he was raised Lutheran and hopped the train from Wittenburg to Rome. Lutherans don't hate Episcopalians, do they?

[Jennifer5]

Yay! We're beginning to get back on track! :love:

[wmanion]

Yeah but Where's Pablo?