Comedy Fun

[Emproph]

Stephen Colbert Audition tape for White House Press Secretary. (last year, Tony Snow)

This man is a god.

About 7 min:

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We not only need to out-love them, we need to out-fun them.

[Emproph]

Edit: We're sorry, this video is no longer available.

[Dash]

:rofl:

Emproph! Thatuz a gud'un! Aw it maykes mee homesick fer the farm. :D

This one's a tad risqué. Hope no one minds... :p

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[Jennifer5]

:rofl:

Emproph! Thatuz a gud'un! Aw it maykes mee homesick fer the farm. :D

This one's a tad risqué. Hope no one minds... :p



Alright... all the videos were good... but yours definately made me laugh :lol:

[sjbouza]

Dash,

OMG, I am sorry but that video almost made me pee my pants. I couldnt stop laughing. I dont think it helped that I was watching it with my boyfriend and when he gets laughing we both just cant stop.

That was sooooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh, really needed it!!!!

Scott

[BrentRichards]

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[BrentRichards]

double posted, sorry

[Emproph]

Hootinanimous.

I thought I'd share this before it get's removed.

There are several others from the same show which you may also want to check out.

The only warning is that he swears.

Lewis Black - Queers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ANrvQC4wIk)

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[Emproph]

There’s a slew of “Onion News Network” videos here that are just too much.

Their articles (http://www.theonion.com/content/index) are funny enough, but the deadpan political satire lengths they go to with these mock news-network videos just blows it out of the water.

Here’s a taste:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/DIEBOLD_tabs.tabs.jpg (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks)
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks) (2:43)

Remember, that's just a taste.

[paul]

okay, warning...heavy satire, but very funny.

http://www.eunicure.com/index.html

[Zerbie]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Paul - where'd you find that???

It's awful!

[paul]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Paul - where'd you find that???

It's awful!


If you come from a fundamentalist background, you have to read through most of it before you realize it really is satire...it hits on some very pet fundamentalist thinking. But then, that's the power of satire, no? To expose absurdity...insanity. :cool:

[Zerbie]

If you come from a fundamentalist background, you have to read through most of it before you realize it really is satire...it hits on some very pet fundamentalist thinking. But then, that's the power of satire, no? To expose absurdity...insanity. :cool:

I know. I've read of guys who really assaulted themselves with razors b/c of that line in the Bible.
So, ARGH!! :eek:

And exactly where/HOW did you find this site??

[paul]

I know. I've read of guys who really assaulted themselves with razors b/c of that line in the Bible.
So, ARGH!! :eek:

And exactly where/HOW did you find this site??

Okay, thought your question was rhetorical first time around, sorry. It was posted over at Xnforum under the BLTG section.

I understand your response...I think I felt similarly, good satire can have that effect (which I imagine is the intent).

The site was both awkward and poignant for me because I was one of those guys that considered doing this on several occassions, for the very reasons this site talks about. So, I was one of those (almost) "insane" people that I referred to, with the "absurd" beliefs. The good news is, I am still, er, intact. I was analytical enough to understand that my inclination towards males was not centered in my testicles, so I also understood that their removal :eek: would 'solve' nothing. Besides, most gays should understand you don't need a penis to have sex, that's only a requirement of one of the partners. :rolleyes:

I think what makes this such an excellent piece of satire is many have to really focus to see that it is indeed satire. In so doing, one is also forced to examine the said beliefs. I never heard anyone in church ever apply these beliefs so directly. It was always on a subtle level, which made it deeply manipulative and dangerous. This satire speaks the unspoken.

[Zerbie]

The site was both awkward and poignant for me because I was one of those guys that considered doing this on several occassions, for the very reasons this site talks about. .

JESUS CHRIST!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Paul!! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

[paul]

JESUS CHRIST!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Paul!! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(


Indeed.

The scripture being bandied about is attributed to "Jesus Christ." And, as with any scripture, is subject to interpretation. Make no mistake, there is a portion of the populace who would read the site in question and nod their heads in agreement to the whole thing.

[keltic63]

I stumbled across this today!

http://crackle.com/c/C-Spot/Gaytown%3A_Episode_3/2235360/#ml=o%3D15%26fx%3D%26fc%3D54

[Emproph]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/ellroon/more%20of%20the%20same/WARCRIMES1.jpg

[Jennifer5]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m47/ellroon/more%20of%20the%20same/WARCRIMES1.jpg

darn you, stop vanishing on me! :love: I love having you around!


Very interesting picture....:)




(((hugs)))

[green413]

I can't seem to get it in a box here, but here's the link:


Will Spongebob make you gay?

Two conservative Christian groups are attacking the cartoon character for allegedly being part of a "pro-homosexual video"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/6850011#6850011

The video is Countdown with Keith Olbermann -- and it's hilarious!

[Emproph]

darn you, stop vanishing on me! :love: I love having you around!

Very interesting picture....:)


(((hugs)))

Sorry, I know I owe you a PM, and I got your email. I was thinking that maybe we could (over > (http://www.soulforce.org/forums/showthread.php?p=55259#post55259))

[Emproph]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/6850011#6850011

The video is Countdown with Keith Olbermann -- and it's hilarious!
Boy, you weren’t kidding Green, that video is priceless.

To highlight:

If you want to skip right to the video part, it’s at about the 2 minute mark. Which is right above the video-speaker button, and basically starts with this:

Keith Olbermann:
We’ve gotten a hold of an advanced copy from the “We are Family foundation,” which produced it. It is a foundation created by the man who wrote the disco hit of 1979 “We are family.”

In the true spirit of “We report, you decide,” we’re going to show you the whole thing - with the caveat that if the folks at Focus on the Family are right, it could make you, your children, or maybe your furniture, gay---or tolerant!

The foundation (http://www.wearefamilyfoundation.org/) also has a sing-a-long version under the picture:

http://www.wearefamilyfoundation.org/images/SpotlightPics/BarneyBear.jpg

[Emproph]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/doyoulikeorangejuice/thspongebob10.gif

YouTube Darling Starling:

Talking Bird WeeWoo the Talking Starling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYHYrMnffc)
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At about the 2 minute mark he starts talking back to the bird - to which the bird responds.

This got under my skin, one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

[paul]

Okay Emproph,

That was remarkable.... There really seems to be a connection between the bird and the guy beyond mimicry. That was great.

[Jennifer5]

Well Paul yes, can't you tell... they want to kiss... they're in love :lol:


...but really, that's pretty neat! :)

[Emproph]

Well Paul yes, can't you tell... they want to kiss... they're in love :lol:


...but really, that's pretty neat! :)
I just figured it out. The "kiss" is that high pitched smooching sound they are making to each other:

Ma mee mee woo woo woo
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

Get it?

Gimme a kiss
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

Gimme a kiss
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

[Jennifer5]

I just figured it out. The "kiss" is that high pitched smooching sound they are making to each other:

Ma mee mee woo woo woo
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

Get it?

Gimme a kiss
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

Gimme a kiss
Ma mee mee woo woo woo

Oooohhh.... that makes sense! I kept trying to figure out how exactly that was going to work...:lol:

You have to much time on your hands! :love:

[Emproph]

I've been having a good deal of fun with these (http://www.republicanmarket.com/store/cat/21.Buttons). Some of them are quite clever.

BTW, here's the increasingly offensive original story (http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/06/stick-a-pin-in-it.html).

[Emproph]

Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_most_children_strongly)

[Jennifer5]

I don't have time to go find these things myself... so I really love that I can count on you to post something new from time to time. It makes me smile! :D

[Matt Algren]

http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/home/elements/4426/images/gay_onion.gif

It's Gay Pride Week at the Onion!!! (http://www.theonion.com/content/index) Lots of oldies but goodies in one place!

Nation's Gays Demand Right To Library Cards (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_gays_demand_right_to)

WASHINGTON, DC—In another salvo in the ongoing civil-rights battle, the Gay And Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation announced the formation of a broad new campaign supporting full library-card privileges for homosexuals.

"The time for gay people to be granted equal access to our public lending-libraries is long past due," GLAAD Fairness In Book Borrowing Campaign co-chair Elaine Thomas, a self-described committed lesbian and avid reader, said at a press conference outside the Library of Congress Monday. "We are demanding the same opportunity to select, borrow, and return library books—without regard to subject matter or Dewey decimal number—that any other American has. We are talking about a fundamental right."

GLAAD's announcement comes on the heels of a controversial decision in December by a Hawaii librarian to allow a gay Honolulu resident, Dean Farlaine, 47, to check out three books, which prompted strong protests from proponents of traditional library values. In response to the controversy, the Third Court Of Appeals reversed the card-granting decision. Further complicating the growing legal entanglements, Farlaine has reportedly been too intimidated by the periodic demonstrations outside the library to return the books.

Leaders of the library-cards-for-gays movement, who say some 10 million homosexual citizens are forced to check out books from a loose network of underground libraries each year, liken their plight to American women's long and historic struggle for borrowing privileges. Women were first issued library cards in 1936.

But opponents say the prospect of same-sex book-borrowing endangers the moral fiber of the country's most sacred reading traditions.

"What's next—gay people at the DMV, being granted licenses to drive cars?" Rev. Brian Peters of Verona, WI said. "Will we be soon seeing gays and lesbians at our local post offices, being sold stamps and mailing packages? We must protect our nation's public institutions from relentless encroachment by those who threaten our values."

Other critics say they oppose such a move not out of prejudice, but to maintain the sanctity of a bedrock community institution.

"No one's preventing gays from using libraries—they're fully welcome to walk into them, browse all they want, and sit down and flip through any book they choose, even in the reference section," said Sen. Jim Bunning (R–KY), one of several conservative legislators who has vowed to draft a constitutional amendment that would define library book-lending as a contract between a library and a heterosexual reader. "But to issue them the same library cards as a regular American citizen would demean what our nation's library cards stand for."

"Is that the message we want to send our young readers?" Bunning added.

Others, such as Mansfield, OH mother of four Janet Hargrove, say that because library books are public property and libraries are funded by taxes, taxpayer money should not be used to promote one group's reading agenda.

"I don't want my tax dollars going to something I can't in good conscience support," Hargrove, 32, said. "Who knows what kind of books these people could check out? They could read about anything—even our children."

Some moderates who believe the country is not yet ready for full homosexual library-card access are proposing to state and local lawmakers a compromise solution in the form of a limited-access "Short-Term Government Literacy Loan" card. While the card would grant some borrowing privileges, it would have higher late-return penalties, shorter borrowing times, and may not be recognized as valid by all libraries within the municipality in which it was issued.

"Perhaps in 10 or 20 years we can talk about full library rights for all," said University of Florida Library and Information Sciences Professor Bruce Seitz, who co-authored the proposal. "If gays are issued cards too quickly, we could see a violent reactionary response, with millions of shocked and offended Americans cutting up their own cards and their children's cards."

"For now, gays should just be happy to read their Bibles," Seitz added.

Such compromise solutions do not satisfy activists such as GLAAD's Thomas, who perceive "raging hypocrisy" within the cardholder status quo.

"Among U.S. library-cardholders, at least 50 percent are guilty of repeatedly keeping overdue books, and that figure is probably conservative," Thomas said. "Many don't even use their library cards. Seems like straight people do a good enough job demeaning the institution of book-lending by themselves."

[Emproph]

I'm Voting Republican (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU)

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http://imvotingrepublican.com/

[Matt Algren]

Funny, but also sad because there are people still preaching (and believing) this nonsense.

Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/81704)

[Emproph]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff261/CHRISTIANKEV/monkeyscapegoat.jpg

I think this is serious, though I’m loathe to admit it. They’re usually just so notoriously unimaginative.

[Emproph]

Good As You (http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2008/09/video-gay-icon.html) posted these, she's (http://juliebrown.com/blog/index.php) one of my absolute favorites.

Enjoy:

Once Is Not Enough
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Sarah Palin on Caribou
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Sarah Palin on International Relations
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And as I like to say, as long as she responds to a terrorist attack by reading a children's book (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlgTE3y3MNc&eurl=http://genocideforjesus.blogspot.com/), she's perfectly qualified.

[Jennifer5]

I don't know Patrick... I really think that SNL is the best...
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-bush-endorsement/783981/

[Emproph]

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How 'bout that for an ex-gay billboard (http://joebrummer.com/WordPress/?p=529):

Gay? - Stop it!

[Emproph]

What About Gay Marriage? ;-)

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Oh the hilarity (http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2009/01/video-fish-barrel-shot-in-black-in-white.html).

[sarahbina]

Apologies for prolonging the Christmas carol season.

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[Emproph]

From the YouTube info:
Right wing groups and the church argue that the very existence of gay publications and groups effectively advertise, glamourise and recruit people into the gay lifestyle.

They see it as 'recruitment propaganda'.
Which is of course rubbish.

This is an art project that explores what a recruitment campaign might look like...

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[Jennifer5]

From the YouTube info:


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Interesting... I think they could have done a better job though.

[Emproph]

Interesting... I think they could have done a better job though.

If you mean less stereotypes, I can see that.

[Jennifer5]

If you mean less stereotypes, I can see that.

That, and I thought the music couldn't been catchier. :D

[Emproph]

That, and I thought the music couldn't been catchier. :D
Yeah, it was a bit cheesy, but I think they were going for the Electric Company / Sesame Street "vibe." Because remember, they were mocking the whole 'gays recruit children' thing.

[Jennifer5]

Yeah, it was a bit cheesy, but I think they were going for the Electric Company / Sesame Street "vibe." Because remember, they were mocking the whole 'gays recruit children' thing.

Alright, fine... it did give a nice Sesame Street vibe :rolleyes:

They still could have used a family friendly song like this one...
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for the background music. :D

[Emproph]

Alright, fine... it did give a nice Sesame Street vibe :rolleyes:

They still could have used a family friendly song like this one...

for the background music. :D

Oh, are you thinking it had too much of a porno vibe?

[Jennifer5]

Oh, are you thinking it had too much of a porno vibe?

No.. :lol: not at all... Sesame Street and porno don't go together...
Where did you get porno out of the gay alphabet?!

[Emproph]

No.. :lol: not at all... Sesame Street and porno don't go together...
Where did you get porno out of the gay alphabet?!
You said they could have made it with more family friendly music, and like I said, they were mocking the whole 'gays recruit children' thing, so I thought maybe you were saying they put a hint of porno music to the whole thing - you know, 'cause we're all sex crazed perverts and all.

Never mind... :o :D

[Jennifer5]

You said they could have made it with more family friendly music, and like I said, they were mocking the whole 'gays recruit children' thing, so I thought maybe you were saying they put a hint of porno music to the whole thing - you know, 'cause we're all sex crazed perverts and all.

Never mind... :o :D

:rolleyes:
I don't know what I'm saying anymore :p
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[Xero Eclipse]

okay, warning...heavy satire, but very funny.

http://www.eunicure.com/index.html

The link doesn't seem to be working, and a search for 'eunicure' on Google didn't immediately turn up the website on the first page of search results, but there were plenty of other websites that were mention or discussing it that were listed.

[Jennifer5]

This is Great!

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'

[Emproph]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/doyoulikeorangejuice/thspongebob10.gif
Dolphin Bubbles: Science Behind this Amazing Behavior (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuVgXJ55G6Y)
wuVgXJ55G6Y

How’s that for compensation of incarceration?

They live in these tanks, and since there’s nowhere to go, they’ve brought fun to themselves.

I find myself thinking, “oh I wish I could do that.”

For several hours a moment there I felt inferior. Here you’ve got these “less intelligent than us” dolphins who’ve essentially made something out of nothing.

They combine their own breath with the atmosphere around them in just the right way to make a thing of interactive beauty.

It’s not just the fact that rings of bubbles are the bees knees when it comes to underwater play (which may be projection on my part), but that this profoundly fun “toy,” so to speak, was created by them (I've decided to go snorkling in order to learn how to make and manipulate these bubble rings).

So you’ve got sense of accomplishment-“fun,” on top of regular fun. All of which relies on nothing more than themselves and the water that surrounds them.

I thought, hey, we’re equal, why can’t I accomplish something like that, with just myself and my surroundings? Then I realized that they have the unique advantage of being able to mix air and water. We can only “mix” air and air.

So eventually I came up with the thought of being in prison -- trapped in one’s cell and bored out of one’s mind. So again, since there’s nowhere to go, how do you bring fun to yourself?

Juggling.

But not just juggling, learning to juggle anything. Surely any room you are in, prison or not, contains three objects that are light enough to be juggled. So, learn how to juggle anything. A shoe, a roll of toilet paper, a pillow, even a bedspread.

Gravity itself would be our water. The very thing that those know it all dolphins are so prejudiced against - given their propensity for the aquatic lifestyle. Which reminds me, I also have to learn how to juggle under water...

Dolphin play bubble rings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCf7SNUb-Q)
TMCf7SNUb-Q

And you know that you don’t have to juggle in the traditional weaving sense, you can juggle in a way that makes a circle, like in cartoons. Consider it our ability to make an entertaining and interactive “bubble ring,” out of our own surroundings.

I taught myself at 13, I used tennis balls, and it took awhile. It’s really more simple than it looks. Had I had somebody to tell me then what I know now, my learning curve would have sped up immensely.

They sell juggling balls now too, and by “juggling balls” I mean just the right size, weight, and material that is most conducive to throwing things up in the air and then catching them the art of juggling.

http://www.jugglenow.com/images/3PkJugglingBalls.jpg (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=100&newwindow=1&q=juggling+balls)


Oh heck, one for the road:

Cute dolphins relaxing with bubble rings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOykLZhJM8o)

XOykLZhJM8o

[Emproph]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x269/Emproph/laughing-smiley-007.gif

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Just in case that video ever goes down, here’s another link (http://www.vidmax.com/video/1896/What_if_the_middle_east_had_soap_operas_/).

[Jennifer5]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/doyoulikeorangejuice/thspongebob10.gif
Dolphin Bubbles: Science Behind this Amazing Behavior (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuVgXJ55G6Y)
wuVgXJ55G6Y

How’s that for compensation of incarceration?

They live in these tanks, and since there’s nowhere to go, they’ve brought fun to themselves.

I find myself thinking, “oh I wish I could do that.”

For several hours a moment there I felt inferior. Here you’ve got these “less intelligent than us” dolphins who’ve essentially made something out of nothing.

They combine their own breath with the atmosphere around them in just the right way to make a thing of interactive beauty.

It’s not just the fact that rings of bubbles are the bees knees when it comes to underwater play (which may be projection on my part), but that this profoundly fun “toy,” so to speak, was created by them (I've decided to go snorkling in order to learn how to make and manipulate these bubble rings).

So you’ve got sense of accomplishment-“fun,” on top of regular fun. All of which relies on nothing more than themselves and the water that surrounds them.

I thought, hey, we’re equal, why can’t I accomplish something like that, with just myself and my surroundings? Then I realized that they have the unique advantage of being able to mix air and water. We can only “mix” air and air.

So eventually I came up with the thought of being in prison -- trapped in one’s cell and bored out of one’s mind. So again, since there’s nowhere to go, how do you bring fun to yourself?

Juggling.

But not just juggling, learning to juggle anything. Surely any room you are in, prison or not, contains three objects that are light enough to be juggled. So, learn how to juggle anything. A shoe, a roll of toilet paper, a pillow, even a bedspread.

Gravity itself would be our water. The very thing that those know it all dolphins are so prejudiced against - given their propensity for the aquatic lifestyle. Which reminds me, I also have to learn how to juggle under water...

Dolphin play bubble rings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMCf7SNUb-Q)
TMCf7SNUb-Q

And you know that you don’t have to juggle in the traditional weaving sense, you can juggle in a way that makes a circle, like in cartoons. Consider it our ability to make an entertaining and interactive “bubble ring,” out of our own surroundings.

I taught myself at 13, I used tennis balls, and it took awhile. It’s really more simple than it looks. Had I had somebody to tell me then what I know now, my learning curve would have sped up immensely.

They sell juggling balls now too, and by “juggling balls” I mean just the right size, weight, and material that is most conducive to throwing things up in the air and then catching them the art of juggling.

http://www.jugglenow.com/images/3PkJugglingBalls.jpg (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=100&newwindow=1&q=juggling+balls)


Oh heck, one for the road:

Cute dolphins relaxing with bubble rings (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOykLZhJM8o)

XOykLZhJM8o
I've seen this before, I agree that it's pretty cool. :)

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x269/Emproph/laughing-smiley-007.gif

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Just in case that video ever goes down, here’s another link (http://www.vidmax.com/video/1896/What_if_the_middle_east_had_soap_operas_/).
Funny! :laughing:

[offog]

What's with this assumption that if a guy isn't like Rambo, he must be gay? Spongebob is extremely nerdy (nerdier than me), but I never got the impression he was gay.

And even if he is gay, so what? He may be dumb as a bag of hammers, but he's good-hearted and loyal to friends and co-workers.

[Emproph]

Credit to Two Crows, from her scattershot thoughts (http://aacardea.blogspot.com/) blog.

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[Dakota]

:lol: Ever seen her impersonation of Sarah Palin? Spooky funny, considering Tina's a spitting image! :lol:

[Gennee]

This is Great!

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

939

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'

I chuckled over this. Ms. Joyce does have a point.

Gennee
:lol::lol:

[Emproph]

Pat Robertson (http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200904300027) April 30, 2009:
"Ladies and gentlemen, just figure this, you got somebody--he’s really weird--and his “sexual orientation” is that he likes to have sex with ducks...Is he protected under hate crime [legislation]?"

"Sex With Ducks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8)," set to song...

EXPcBI4CJc8

[Jennifer5]

Pat Robertson asks (http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200904300027) whether the hate crimes bill protects someone who "likes to have sex with ducks" or "little boys"

Sex with ducks, set to song:

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Soooooooo ridiculous! :rofl:

[Emproph]

Fast Swing Dancing - ULHS 2006 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJj0mNNe1Y&feature=related)

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[Jennifer5]

Fast Swing Dancing - ULHS 2006 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJj0mNNe1Y&feature=related)

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That would be fun!!! :p

[Emproph]

That would be fun!!! :p

More than that, it would be fun exersize. I'm seriously considering considering taking some classes on that.

Of course I'll have to quit smoking first...

On a related note, I might also want to learn how to spell the word ex-er-cise.

[Jennifer5]

More than that, it would be fun exersize. I'm seriously considering considering taking some classes on that.

Of course I'll have to quit smoking first...

On a related note, I might also want to learn how to spell the word ex-er-cise.

Question, if you realized your mistake, why did you point it out instead of just correcting it? :lol:

Quit smoking and I'll take that class with you. :)

[Emproph]

Question, if you realized your mistake, why did you point it out instead of just correcting it? :lol:

Because it's never happened before. :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

Quit smoking and I'll take that class with you. :)

That's a good idea, plus you're small enough to flip around. :weee:

[Jennifer5]

That's a good idea, plus you're small enough to flip around. :weee:
Exactly! I'll make is easy for you. :lol:

[Emproph]

The second one's funnier if you watch the first one first.

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[Jennifer5]

End of Civilization
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[Emproph]

Re Facebook, Anthony Venn-Brown:

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[Emproph]

All I am going to do right now is wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy these clips from one of my favorite television shows, The Electric Company. And to answer your question - yes that's Academy Award winners Morgan Freeman and Rita Moreno.

The Electric Company - Phantom of Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipQOQky_7k)

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See here (http://holybulliesandheadlessmonsters.blogspot.com/2009/11/something-completely-different-for.html) for more. :tup:

[Victoria]

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray

Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Always in distress
I know what can wash that sad away

All you have to do is...

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