squirt07
09-18-2007, 06:38 PM
Found this questionnaire on xanga and thought I'd share it with you all:
Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have not slept with someone of the same sex how do you know you are not gay?
6. Isn’t it true that all you need is a good gay lover; you haven’t given it a chance?
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
9. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
10. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
13. How could you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
14. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences are so vast?
15. Why do you need to spend so much money on a big wedding and public display of affection? Isn’t your love enough to survive without flaunting it to everyone?
Heterosexual Questionnaire
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have not slept with someone of the same sex how do you know you are not gay?
6. Isn’t it true that all you need is a good gay lover; you haven’t given it a chance?
7. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
9. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
10. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
13. How could you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?
14. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences are so vast?
15. Why do you need to spend so much money on a big wedding and public display of affection? Isn’t your love enough to survive without flaunting it to everyone?