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keltic63
10-04-2007, 08:59 AM
I have a skeleton to hang up in my classroom for halloween. I'd like to give him a quote in a balloon. Give me something funny for the skeleton to say......

paul
10-04-2007, 09:19 AM
"Halloween shouldn't be the only day to be out of the closet"

keltic63
10-04-2007, 09:38 AM
"Halloween shouldn't be the only day to be out of the closet"

oh, that will go over well here in my elementary school......:eek:

Vanessa White
10-04-2007, 10:18 AM
"Make no bones about it- I LOVE HALLOWEEN.":lol:

paul
10-04-2007, 10:26 AM
oh, that will go over well here in my elementary school......:eek:

well, you can always explain it as a double entendre...everyone has skeletons in their closet. Sigh, it would be nice if we could be that open without recrimination. :)

how about:

"Trick or treat? Treat please, I haven't eaten in ages."

Emproph
10-04-2007, 12:21 PM
"Trick or treat? Treat please, I haven't eaten in ages."

That's humerus. :tup:

dsdrane
10-04-2007, 12:38 PM
I told you I was sick!

paul
10-04-2007, 12:45 PM
I told you I was sick!

:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:

paul
10-04-2007, 12:46 PM
That's humerus. :tup:

oh, you've got to be kidneying :rolleyes:

Jennifer5
10-04-2007, 01:03 PM
I told you I was sick!

This would be my favorite one :lol:

(especially taking into consideration that it's elementary age kids)

keltic63
10-04-2007, 01:26 PM
how about:

what's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?:confused::confused::confused::confused :
















a tromBONE

BenL
10-04-2007, 01:33 PM
what's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?:confused:

Why, the bones, of course! Duh!

Emproph
10-04-2007, 02:17 PM
Boy, you guys sure know how to give a ribbin' :rolleyes:


P.S. I like the sick joke too.

paul
10-04-2007, 03:04 PM
how about:

what's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?:confused::confused::confused::confused :





a tromBONE

ok keltic,
you're the teacher...and that one is probably very age appropriate. But my favorite is dsdrane's "I told you I was sick." I laugh every time I look at it:lol::lol::lol:

sailaway58
10-04-2007, 03:08 PM
Got a blanket? The air just goes right through me.

paul
10-04-2007, 03:16 PM
Got a blanket? The air just goes right through me.

:lol::lol::lol:
oh gee, that's a good one Tim.

BrentRichards
10-04-2007, 04:59 PM
For a while, I was planning to be a biology teacher, and had plans to have a medical skeleton model in my classroom, with a "Hi, My Name Is Slim" nametag ... I still giggle about that occasionally. But I'm easily amused.

Now for the sicker side of my sense of humor, how about:

“...a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner.”

BrentRichards
10-04-2007, 05:01 PM
But seriously now, folks ...

With the elementary theme in mind, here are some skeleton jokes (not original material, thankfully):

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body


Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !


Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.


Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: It had no body to dance with.


Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures


Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.


Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild!


Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.


Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.


Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.


Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart


Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
.A: Trom-BONE.


Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!


Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.


Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!


Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.


Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
A: Nothing gets under their skin !


Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !


Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !


Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
A: He had no body to go with !


Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
A: They had a rattling good time !


Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed !


Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !


Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
A: A trom-bone !


Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !


Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
A: Lazy bones !


Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
A: Skeleton keys !


Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
A: Skint Eastwood !


Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew !


Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?
A: A rattler !

BrentRichards
10-04-2007, 05:40 PM
Don't tell me... you saved ALL your back issues of "Highlights" magazine, right?

Didn't you?

Emproph
10-04-2007, 09:30 PM
“...a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and a sensible dinner.”:lol: That one gave me a cackle.
_____

I finally lost all that weight from the pregnancy.

Jennifer5
10-06-2007, 01:28 AM
:lol: That one gave me a cackle.
_____

I finally lost all that weight from the pregnancy.

Yeah... that one took me forever to understand... :headbang:


:lol: