Did you know that God hates shrimp?

[Lydia]

Find out why here. (http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)

(I sent this link to Zerbie earlier, and she thought the rest of the board would like it as well.:love: )

[dewdrop_world]

I'll do ya one better.

http://www.godhatesfigs.com/

hjh

[Vanessa White]

I don't mind being clumped in with these two abominations, as opposed to the murderers, thieves, etc. Kind of refreshing, actually, and to think how much I love shrimp!

[Rick336]

Maybe I don't understand scripture but why would the creator of the universe give a hoot if we ate shrimp? And why isn't the shrimp thing not one of the ten commandments? Don't steal, Don't lie, Don't cheat on your spouse, Don't murder, Don't eat shrimp,.....

Maybe what he REALLY said was....."Don't be selfish" and they thought he said, "Don't eat shellfish."

I just can't imagine being at the pearly gates and St. Peter says, "You've been an honest, giving, caring, loving, man....but sorry dude....you ate popcorn shrimp back in 1984. Please take the elevator to the ground floor and go left to the lake of fire."

Personally, I don't like shrimp. But I do think that shrimp eaters should have the same rights as everyone else. Except marriage.:mad:

Rick

[tdogg]

Ok, since I consider all of you 'friends', I'll make a confession - I eat SHRIMP. Yup, all kinds of seafood and not all have fins or scales.

My name is Toni and I eat shrimp...

But, please don't tell anyone cause I'm still in the closet about this one, dont want my Christian relatives knowing - they are having a hard enough time with my being a Lesbian.

I know Rick, out of the closet and into the streets, someday I may try to hook up with some shrimp-eating activists - but until then, I eat them in the dark and secretly.....

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[NonLemming]

Maybe I don't understand scripture but why would the creator of the universe give a hoot if we ate shrimp? And why isn't the shrimp thing not one of the ten commandments? Don't steal, Don't lie, Don't cheat on your spouse, Don't murder, Don't eat shrimp,.....

Maybe what he REALLY said was....."Don't be selfish" and they thought he said, "Don't eat shellfish."

I just can't imagine being at the pearly gates and St. Peter says, "You've been an honest, giving, caring, loving, man....but sorry dude....you ate popcorn shrimp back in 1984. Please take the elevator to the ground floor and go left to the lake of fire."

Personally, I don't like shrimp. But I do think that shrimp eaters should have the same rights as everyone else. Except marriage.:mad:

Rick

LOL, that's good, Rick. You see, we just aren't ready for the sacredness of marriage yet. The heterosexuals show us they can just f**k it up much better than we can. And they are not about about to let their monopoly on marital f**kups go without a fight, damn it.

(Zerbie - this was pure sarcasm, nothing more):)

[Lydia]

I'll do ya one better.

http://www.godhatesfigs.com/

hjh

It's funny, I found a link to that site through the site I posted right after I posted this thread.

Good stuff. :lol:

[Emproph]

I don't mind being clumped in with these two abominations, as opposed to the murderers, thieves, etc. Kind of refreshing, actually, and to think how much I love shrimp! ...And why isn't the shrimp thing not one of the ten commandments?

Maybe what he REALLY said was....."Don't be selfish" and they thought he said, "Don't eat shellfish." Ok, since I consider all of you 'friends', I'll make a confession - I eat SHRIMP.

My name is Toni and I eat shrimp...

But, please don't tell anyone cause I'm still in the closet about this one, dont want my Christian relatives knowing - they are having a hard enough time with my being a Lesbian.

I know Rick, out of the closet and into the streets, someday I may try to hook up with some shrimp-eating activists - but until then, I eat them in the dark and secretly.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: Those are too funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

We don’t need less abomination education, we need more!

We can call our campaign “Food for thought, all you can eat.”