Time for giggles...

[Mia14]

I thought we'd dedicate this thread to funny bumper stickers, pins, messages on shirts, and any other short (like one-liners) sayings that we've heard that are relative to the community.


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To start:
- Got civil rights? Thank a liberal.
- The marriage amendment is gay.
- We are everywhere. (background is a rainbow)

[Jennifer5]

:) Mia those are great!


- Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs. (sorry guys)
- I started out with nothing & i still have most of it left.
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Those are just some... I don't know if that's what you wanted... but there it is:)

[schoolboi]

I am a bumper sticker queen! Here are a few of my favorites:

“Draft Gay Republicans”
“4 out of 5 divorced Baptists think gays should stop undermining the sanctity of marriage”
“Come the rapture, Can I have your car?”
”’F’ The President”

[Rick336]

Bumper stickers:

I'm overjoyed with whelm!

The meek will internet the world

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip the other planets later

Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.

It takes a Viking to raze a village

I'm so hungry I'm farting fresh air

I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?

I break for.....DAMN! NO BRAKES!

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

What would Scooby Do?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Relish today. Ketcheup tomorrow.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Only in America can a Vietnam vet live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the Whitehouse.

Honk if I'm Jesus

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.

Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. - Dorothy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ

The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

I don't drink. It dulls the drugs.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

Overdrawn? But I still have checks left.

A fool and his money is a girl's best friend

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what its all about?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WARNING: Dates on calendar are closer then they appear

[Jennifer5]

You both had great ones!!!


Those are great Rick! I had actually only heard a couple of them before:D

Schoolboi- I know that you're the bumper sticker queen.... those are great... but I think you're holding out on us..... I know that you know of more than those... ;)

[loveforall]

This bumper sticker shows how mixed up some people are when it comes to their priorities!

Be a hero! Save a Whale! Save a baby! Go to jail!

Since when is a whale more important than a baby?

[Jennifer5]

very true loveforall

[Mia14]

- Closets are for clothes
- If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any.
- I'm moving to Canada!
- I may be gay, but I'm straight with God
- Ban Republican marriage
- These colors don't run - they skip and jump! (with a rainbow)
- Focus on your own family!
- I'm Straight, Not Narrow
- Gay by nature, Absolutely fabulous by choice
- There is nothing queer about loving another human being.
- Gay By God
- There is no choice in being yourself.
- Gay by nature, happy by choice.
- God loves us - just ask her
- Someone you care about is gay or lesbian!

[awediot]

At Least the War on the Environment is Going Well.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me,
than a pre-frontal lobotomy.

If I agree with you, will you shut up?

[pnggrad79]

Loved the previous ones, they were great.

How about this one: "W", our scarlet letter (as in George W.) written in rainbow colors.:rainbow:

[Rick336]

Speaking of bumperstickers, here are some bumperstickers I've had on my vehicles over the years:

1972: Honk if you love Jesus

1977: Anita Sucks Oranges

1986: If heaven aint like Dixie, I don't want to go

1994: Hate is not a family Value

2001: Keep it flying ( with an American flag )


Rick

[schoolboi]

My latest sticker:

www.bushslastday.com (http://www.bushslastday.com)

[BruceChris]

How about

"Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?" :lol:

"Buck Fush"

"Nuke a gay whale for Christ"

"Bumper Sticker"

"The Meaning of Liife is SEX, Motorcycles, and CHOCOLATE!" (I was younger then)

[Jennifer5]

I love that bumper sticker schoolboi!

Bruce you know there is a whole website about that "buck fuch" one.... check it out.... www.buckfush.com....... i like the last one too...

[keltic63]

"BUMP"ING this one up because I'm headed to a "presence" at a Dobson rally tonight. I'm making a few signs to carry and I decided to use some of the slogans from this thread!

[Zerbie]

"BUMP"ING this one up because I'm headed to a "presence" at a Dobson rally tonight. I'm making a few signs to carry and I decided to use some of the slogans from this thread!

Ooh! Deets, please Keltic! What's the Dobson rally about? Marriage? Something else? What slogans did you end up using? And let us know how it goes, k?!

Proud of ya, Keltic. :love:

[Lydia]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

[marutidas]

We're all here because we're not all there

I'm way over the rainbow.

Only if small minds came with closed mouths

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

If space and time are curved, where did straight people come from.

I believe in fairies, dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures

Not all those who wander are lost

The road to hell is paved with republicans

pro-choice[ ], pro-life[ ], prophylactics[X]

I found Jesus, he was hiding behind the couch the whole time.

God is coming, and she looks pissed

Do gay republicans disapprove of their own lifestyle?

Vote for Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils?

If heaven doesn't have chocolate, I'm not going.