I Swear On the Koran?
Is America still a Homosex-Crystalmeth (e.g. Haggard) nation or what?
To be really accurate they should all have to swear in on a pile of Lobbyists' cash donations. But I hate to be a stickler for details.
god over me, god before me, god behind me; on thy path, o god, thou in my steps...