[nmwolfboy]

i'd consider inviting Warren into our home, so he could see how blessed & boring our 'gay house' really is, and how much we do not in any way match the negative mis-characterizations of lgbt people that are so prevalent among fundgelicals.

Of course, i might also have to train our dog to pee & barf on command just for his visit. "Oh, i'm so sorry that Flapjack ruined your outfit...something must have unexpectedly turned his stomach..."