I think you might have point here. It was a straight couple that got us into all this mess.
But we must not forget about the snake. The real question is: Was it a gay snake or a straight snake?
...and I think I had best be leaving...
For I am convinced that neither life nor death...neither the present nor the future nor anything in all creation will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:38-39