Joke below
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Maybe advice just sucks a majority of the time.

(Just kidding; I say this tongue in cheek.)
Actually, I have to ask you all for some advice. Maybe you can list out ideas for me.
Where can I get my indirect pseudo-strokes without asking for advice?
Oh, by the way-- all your ideas suck already.
"Where should I apply for a job? Throw out some ideas," was one I asked recently of a friend. I actually was hoping for a good answer, but his answers, well-- sucked. (Burger King!!?/? Come on!)
LOL,
-David, who certainly doesn't want to have an adult ego... how boring