Best. Letter. Ever.
Anyhow, I remember hearing this on the Young Turks, followed by a pitch for Pat's Haiti relief fund, and a reminder from TYT that the last time he had a drive to support an impoverished nation, the money was used to buy helicopters for his gold mines in said nation. Probably operated by child slaves. I'm sure Pat has Haitian children harvesting sugar cane for him, and when they die from being over-worked he harvests their organs to sell on the black market. Except the kidneys, he bakes those into delicious pies.
Can we have a thread of insane conspiracies about people that frighten us? Though...when they say things like this, it might be too easy to believe that they eat Haitian babies.
Man will never be truly free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.