Reminds me of the churchy guy from the movie Chocolat who keeps trying to close down the local chocolate shop during Lent, and then later is discovered to have broken into the shop, and is stuffing his face full of candy.
"And though I may not know the answers, I can finally say I am free. And if the questions led me here, then I am who I was born to be." --Susan Boyle
"If all fools could fly, the sun would be eclipsed forever." --Dutch proverb