An ex-gay leader is a guy who tells you that it's evil to like guys, and that through therapy and prayer (to the one true God of the correct denominational affiliation) he no longer likes guys, because after all he's married a woman now and made five babies with her, but spends his free time on the bike trails drooling over muscular cyclists in shorts and tank tops, wishing that he were the bicyle seat.
"And though I may not know the answers, I can finally say I am free. And if the questions led me here, then I am who I was born to be." --Susan Boyle
"If all fools could fly, the sun would be eclipsed forever." --Dutch proverb