I know it's not loving... but my initial reaction is that I'm laughing so hard, I'm falling out of my chair.
But seriously... the hypocrisy of the church rears it's head again. And it sounds like it's against the law to try and hook up with someone! Of course, doing it while driving around outside the "Whorbana" Hotel isn't the brightest thing to do...
I feel sorry for the guy and his family... but the blame for all the trauma rests at the feet of his church.