A Joke Appreciated in Rarity from the Hollow

[robert eggleton]

Three women -- a German, a Japanese, and a Hillbilly -- were sitting in a sauna.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rings. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Hillbilly woman felt low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided that she had to do something impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eybrows and stared at her.

The Hillbilly said, "Well, will you look there...I'm getting a FAX.

Robert Eggleton

[Dash]

Back when I was hanging out with Lutheran folk, I loved to hear the occasional "Sven and Ole" joke. Here's my favorite:

Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they
went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole
said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton
panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as
unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied.
Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven
$600 a week.

When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting
double his pay.

The Clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and
diesel fitters are skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on the panties,
Sven puts them over his head and says, "Yah, diesel fitter."

Hahahahah!!!

[Daniel]

Q: How many diva's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One.

She holds it and the world revolves around her.

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Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Ten

One to do it and nine others to say they can do it better.


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Q: How many mezzo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two

One to do it and another to tell her its too high for her.

[Emproph]

How many waitresses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they all just sit around in the dark and bitch about it.


-And my all time favorite...


Did you hear about the guy who was in the automobile accident – he lost the entire left side of his body!

Well, he’s alright now.

[Jennifer5]

Thanks.... those are great!

[robert eggleton]

Question: Why do Republican never need to use bookmarks.

Answer: They bend down the pages.

Robert Eggleton
"Rarity from the Hollow" (author proceeds donated to prevent child abuse)