raising the bar

[paul]

Every once in a while I venture off to a new site in search of additional intelligent life. I suppose I shouldn't complain, I'm one of the lucky ones to have found this place (i.e., SF). But is this the only place like this in the www (whole wide world)?

Okay, here's what set me off. I went surfing on gay.com and was struck by the number of guys who sum up their identity in the size of their penis and their favorite bedroom position. Really? Sigh. Tell me, please, there are other places to meet gay guys where this isn't common.

[keltic63]

dash and dsdrane met here, and I don't recall either of them talking about those things.....

[paul]

Originally Posted by keltic63

dash and dsdrane met here, and I don't recall either of them talking about those things.....

yeah...but they're a famous couple. what about regular shlumps?

[BenL]

You're not a shlump, Paul, you're a hottie!

Be cool! Your guy will come along.

I'm enjoying being on glee.com. It's not a hookup site, as far as I can tell. But I'm not lookin' for hookin' up, so I'm probably missing it all if it's there.

[paul]

Originally Posted by BenL

You're not a shlump, Paul, you're a hottie!

Be cool! Your guy will come along.

I'm enjoying being on glee.com. It's not a hookup site, as far as I can tell. But I'm not lookin' for hookin' up, so I'm probably missing it all if it's there.

, with such nice people like you, I don't need a fishin pole.

To clarify, I'm not looking for a guy either, just friends. Having gay friends is new for me, so I have a lot of catching up to do. Given that I am not looking for a lover or a hook up, it's kind of frustrating to go looking for simply friends and be bombarded with sex. I was one of the first sign ons at glee, but found it hard to establish much more than surface stuff with people. Maybe I need to revisit, it's been awhile.

[u-dog]

Originally Posted by keltic63

dash and dsdrane met here, and I don't recall either of them talking about those things.....

We don't know what they said in their private messages! There might have been ALL KINDS of hot, kinky talk between them!

[paul]

Originally Posted by u-dog

We don't know what they said in their private messages! There might have been ALL KINDS of hot, kinky talk between them!

Exactly, they got a room. nuthin wrong with such talk in it's place.

[Zerbie]

Originally Posted by BenL

You're not a shlump, Paul, you're a hottie!

.

Yup. Yet ANOTHER one.

I have this theory, see if ya'll agree with me: all the Soulforce regulars are gods and goddesses of gorgeousness, and it's because we're all so freakin' wonderful on the inside.

[u-dog]

Originally Posted by Zerbie

Yup. Yet ANOTHER one.

I have this theory, see if ya'll agree with me: all the Soulforce regulars are gods and goddesses of gorgeousness, and it's because we're all so freakin' wonderful on the inside.

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM with this theory. It is adequate to explain the facts as we have them. yup. thats us. gods and goddesses of gorgeousness. Oh wait! What about Andrew?

[keltic63]

Originally Posted by u-dog

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM with this theory. It is adequate to explain the facts as we have them. yup. thats us. gods and goddesses of gorgeousness. Oh wait! What about Andrew?

easily explained: he's straight.

[u-dog]

Originally Posted by keltic63

easily explained: he's straight.

Ahhh!! right! I forgot about that. sure. That explains it. Oh WAIT! then what about Tim? He's straight and he's at least as gorgeous as me.

[andrewlittle]

Originally Posted by u-dog

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM with this theory. It is adequate to explain the facts as we have them. yup. thats us. gods and goddesses of gorgeousness. Oh wait! What about Andrew?

Originally Posted by keltic63

easily explained: he's straight.

Originally Posted by u-dog

Ahhh!! right! I forgot about that. sure. That explains it. Oh WAIT! then what about Tim? He's straight and he's at least as gorgeous as me.

I'm gone for a short while to move and I return to find that I, once more, have been maligned and insulted.

I will have you know that, in my day, I was evidently quite attractive - I use "evidently" because, as you know, being straight means I wouldn't recognize a good looking man if he bit me in the ass. (Speaking of biting me in the ass ...)

I have had more good-looking women fawn over me than keltic has hairs on his head and u-dog has intelligent thoughts. Why, just back in 1990, an absolutely beautiful woman asked me out - made up some excuse about having a bet with someone that I was gay - but I knew damn well she was out to have the best date she ever had. It was too bad she had to move out-of-town so quickly.

Then, there's my loving Jenna - now are you saying that Jenna has bad taste, u-dog and keltic. She finds me irresist... umm, charmi... well, good compa... okay, I cook for her - but she thinks I'm cute, too. She told me so - once - a long time ago - in a dream.

Anyway, bac to my main point - BITE ME.