Pat Robertson, at it again

[tymejumper]

So now good ole boy Pat Robertson is blaming the earthquake in Haiti on the Hatians making a "pack with the devil". This man calls himself a man of God. Huh, who would have guessed it. Questions, comments, smart alec remarks?

[antiochian]

All I can say is I saw this coming. The all-compassionate Lord can only tolerate a nation of Voudou-practicing heathens for so long...

[BrianB]

(Tongue firmly in cheek) Haiti is not propering. How can they be following God's will if they are not prosperous? They should know that all you have to do is "name it and claim it" and you shall receive if you believe. They just need to send a love gift for the annointed prayer cloth and place it in their billfold. If they plant a seed God will meet their need.

How's that for a smart alec response?

[tymejumper]

Originally Posted by BrianB

(Tongue firmly in cheek) Haiti is not propering. How can they be following God's will if they are not prosperous? They should know that all you have to do is "name it and claim it" and you shall receive if you believe. They just need to send a love gift for the annointed prayer cloth and place it in their billfold. If they plant a seed God will meet their need.

How's that for a smart alec response?

Not too bad for a beginner! LMAO

[BruceChris]

But the devil turned him down flat. He did NOT want the competition. .

BC

[Tallit]

Satan weighs in on this controversy:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/01..._pat_robe.html

[Petrese]

Originally Posted by BruceChris

But the devil turned him down flat. He did NOT want the competition. .

BC

I'm so glad that Pat Robertson made those statements, So so so glad. Because everytime one of those cookpots does that it brings blatently to light how crazy they are. Even some of his most staunch supporters will hear that and have to say WTF? And then its just another couple nails in his coffin.

[BrianB]

Tallit, that's a great letter! What is even more amusing is one idiot on the comment board is trying to defend Robertson. How do you defend an untenable remark?

[offog]

Pat Robertson shows his love for God by showing how much he hates the "unbelievers".

By the way, I love this quotation -
Ref. BruceChris: "Christianity is not about what you believe, it is about how you treat other people; - with God's love"
Reminds me of my favorite quotation: "What we desire for ourselves, we wish for all."

[Saru]

Lol I live 5 miles from his headquarters, and my dad is high up in his ranks. He's so blind, and I can't see why God has kept his vision blinded. But its getting annoying.

[Amy Gower]

Originally Posted by Tallit

Satan weighs in on this controversy:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/01..._pat_robe.html

Bwahahaha!!!!! That "letter" was awesome!!! I've been convinced for years that Pat Robertson is one of the undead. I sincerely hope the guy has a real revelation someday about his own spiritual blindness, but for now I'm pretty sure the money and notoriety are his sole (soul?) driving forces.

[ursus]

All I know is, if Haiti made a deal with the devil, they sure got the short end of the stick.

"Please, lucifer, we want to be dirt poor, we want to be the poorest nation in the western hemisphere. We'll do anything if we can just have this."

[Unmasked]

Best. Letter. Ever.

Anyhow, I remember hearing this on the Young Turks, followed by a pitch for Pat's Haiti relief fund, and a reminder from TYT that the last time he had a drive to support an impoverished nation, the money was used to buy helicopters for his gold mines in said nation. Probably operated by child slaves. I'm sure Pat has Haitian children harvesting sugar cane for him, and when they die from being over-worked he harvests their organs to sell on the black market. Except the kidneys, he bakes those into delicious pies.

Can we have a thread of insane conspiracies about people that frighten us? Though...when they say things like this, it might be too easy to believe that they eat Haitian babies.