Bumpersticker at the food lion

[RedneckDyke]

So me and my fabu 22 year old son are at the Food Lion and I see this truck with a bumper sticker that says "vote yes for marriage one man one woman". And I growl and say to myself "Yer gonna wish you'd voted 'no' when (God forbid) I get hurt or sick. And I have to go to the ER and the taxpayers end up paying for it because I gotta go to the ER. Because people like YOU make it so I can't get any insurance. Because I can't get on my wife's policy at work."
And then I growl and say to myself "You are drivin an old beat up rusty truck like mine and you have a sticker like that. You think the fatcats who lobby for those stupid laws give a @#$% about YOU?"
And then I start to cry. And my son son buys me a 99cent tea at McDonalds and offers to go beat the guy up. And I tell my son it wouldn't help anything.