Tell Pablo's parents to cut the cord!

[dsdrane]

Friends --

You may have read the following disturbing post in another thread recently:

Originally Posted by Pablo Rafael

And I guess I will have to tell you. choke, sob. My parents say we have to stop seeing each other. They were all smiles and joy about the romance until I brought up the ugly truth about things. They are old-fashioned and conservative; they just can't handle it. They won't let me go out with an Episcopalian! Don't cry please, I just couldn't handle it at the moment.

Comrades, Sisters and, er, Sisters, our beautiful Pablo is being held in an emotional prison, a web of guilt and centuries-old religious intolerance as strong as any steel bars!

Won't you join me in petitioning Mr. & Mrs. Pablo's-Parents to reconsider and free Pablo to finally pursue happiness avec moi?

The pen is mightier than the apron string!

[andrewlittle]

Originally Posted by u-dog

I'm a Presbyterian !!! why should they listen to me???

Because you can spell it - that immediately gives you an incredible amount of respect and influence. And I won't tell them that you copy t from your letterhead - that's just between you and me.

And, dear Mr & Mrs Pablo's-Parents, there is quite a line forming for your son's affections. Trust me, I've seen some of these others - you could do a hell of a lot worse than an Episcopalian - me, for instance. Now, there's a call to reality, eh?

Now, I would also suggest that you don't judge our dear David by his pathetic, insipid, desperate attempt to garner your release of your son's intimate attention - it just that he's in some ways pathetic, insipid and desperate. Go figure, huh? With his looks he should be on top of the love ladder - just can't judge a book by its cover, or the sweetness of a fruit by its color.

[dsdrane]

I resemble that remark!

[keltic63]

Originally Posted by dsdrane

I resemble that remark!

do you buy your jokes from my dad?

[Pablo Rafael]

What is this conversation that is going on behind my back?!
And what else has been going on that I don't know about?
Hey, what was that? Alright where did that spitwad come from!
(Some people you just have to keep your eye on all the time.)

And you all just don't understand. I'm too young to make a major break from my parents. You just have to give me some time. You shouldn't rush people. (And it's not just a little thing, you understand, we're talking about Episcopalians here!)

Tu (somewhat shaken up) Amigo, Pablo

[Pablo Rafael]

Originally Posted by u-dog

DANG!! He IS pretty! What does he see in an old loser like Pablo? He should be after me!

Hey, you just keep your paws off!

And who are you calling a loser!
"Losers" are pathetic, single, middle-aged men who have no social skills and no friends so they sit around in lonely apartments staring at the computer and converse with people online whom they have never actually met.
"Losers" are people who never post pictures of themselves so they hope people imagine them as much more handsome than they really are.
"Losers" are people who...
D' oh! In Homer Simpson style

[keltic63]

I heard that Pablo is a beefy bearcub with a hairy chest; he shaves his head and has a go-t.......but I've never seen any pics to prove it.

[dsdrane]

A bearcub like this?

http://blog.rbb-online.de/roller/knut/

[Pablo Rafael]

I should refrain from responding to this ridiculous conversation as it will put it back on the top of the page. But, I have never been good at self-control so...

Originally Posted by u-dog

Pablo is my friend! stop saying bad things about him! he may be an old loser but he's OUR old loser and you better be nice to him! OR ELSE!

I'm glad someone is coming to my defense.
Thank you, Dave

Originally Posted by keltic63

I heard that Pablo is a beefy bearcub with a hairy chest; he shaves his head and has a go-t.......but I've never seen any pics to prove it.

Steve,
Hmm.. Though the answers are highly subjective, I will be lenient and give you two and a half out of four. A passing grade at least. (Change it to "super-sexy beefy bearcub" and I'll add another 10%)

Originally Posted by dsdrane

Vacillating between shaken and stirred

David, you are way ahead of most people.
Most people are shaken NOT stirred when they meet me.
(Actually, almost everbody.)


Now everybody, STOP POSTING STUFF HERE, people will think we are a bunch of idiots. Austin already has warned people about the "older guys'" sense of humor being kind of scary. (I heard on the radio that the average age in the United States is 43, so Steve, you're in the older group now, and David sweetie, if you really are 40 as you say, you're getting dangerously close to being one of the "older guys".)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

[keltic63]

Originally Posted by Pablo Rafael

Steve,
Hmm.. Though the answers are highly subjective, I will be lenient and give you two and a half out of four. A passing grade at least. (Change it to "super-sexy beefy bearcub" and I'll add another 10%)

I'll make a pass at you!

Now everybody, STOP POSTING STUFF HERE, people will think we are a bunch of idiots. Austin already has warned people about the "older guys'" sense of humor being kind of scary. (I heard on the radio that the average age in the United States is 43, so Steve, you're in the older group now, and David sweetie, if you really are 40 as you say, you're getting dangerously close to being one of the "older guys".)

Tu Amigo, Pablo

actually, because of the relatively late month in which I was born, I am still 43


oh, and this post puts this thread right back up at the top of the list!

[andrewlittle]

Oops, I must have hit those keys by accident. Sorry, Pablo, the dang things at the top again.

[ladyinred]

Hey I love it .. Nothing better than a sense o' humor.

[andrewlittle]

Dang sticky keyboard. Sorry Pablo.

[dsdrane]

...scary humor of the older guys!!

[My carbon 14 test results are being processed as I type.]

Don't you worry about Austin; this is a very good education for him. And there, but for the grace of the Fountain of Youth, will go he...one day...if he's lucky.

My Gay Auntie (the one who told me to moisturize in my mid-20s) used to joke that he had enrolled me in the World-Famous Faggotry School of Westport, Connecticut. The curriculum included memorizing The Women and All About Eve, trips to P-town and Fire Island, dressing up, grooming tips, cocktails, a little thing I like to call Tales from the 70s, and other assorted bon mots (not included in two aforementioned movies).

Being an old poop is a muy, muy importante job!

Pablo: olives, a twist, or cocktail onions?

[andrewlittle]

Originally Posted by dsdrane;25226My Gay Auntie (the one who told me to moisturize in my mid-20s) used to joke that he had enrolled me in the World-Famous Faggotry School of Westport, Connecticut. The curriculum included memorizing [I

The Women[/I] and All About Eve, trips to P-town and Fire Island, dressing up, grooming tips, cocktails, a little thing I like to call Tales from the 70s, and other assorted bon mots (not included in two aforementioned movies).

Being an old poop is a muy, muy importante job!

Pablo: olives, a twist, or cocktail onions?

I read this and wondered to myself - what the hell is this about? Then it dawned on me. It was just a ploy to keep moving this thread to the top of the list. Cheap ploy, that - glad I'd never do it.

[dsdrane]

Indeed, it would be a shame if you compromised your standards. Well said.

[andrewlittle]

Oh shoot, wrong thread. How'd that happen.

I hope this doesn't cause further embarrassment for Pablo.

[keltic63]

Originally Posted by andrewlittle

Oh shoot, wrong thread. How'd that happen.

I hope this doesn't cause further embarrassment for Pablo.

but what about David? will he be embarassed too?

[Freespirited]

I love the sense of humor here!

Well Pablo if it makes you feel any better

I can assure your current situation will

only get better, just give it some time!


My advice to you is to just be firm in

whatever you feel right to you at this

moment! and if later you think it was a

mistake or you could have done it better

or another way, then just make the

necessary actions that feels right for

you to do!


Sweety in order for you to really be at

peace with your feelings or at ease with

your sexual identity it is expected that you

go through different faces of trials and errors

before you really know for sure what is that

makes you happy! and I can assure you

once your parents see you are happy with

the one you choose to love they will

eventually accept you for what you are!

because in essence all our parents want is

for their child to be happy and at peace

with themselves!!


Abrazos!,

LEANDRO

[Pablo Rafael]

You guys are driving me to an early grave!!

And Leandro, I would have thought better of you.
I can see Andy and Dave trying to make my life miserable, but are you in on it too?! Now from here on out, NO POSTING ON THIS THREAD. I don't want to see it at the top again!
Let's see now. I just push the little "submit reply" button and... D'oh!