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05-29-2006, 08:42 PM
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Time for giggles...
I thought we'd dedicate this thread to funny bumper stickers, pins, messages on shirts, and any other short (like one-liners) sayings that we've heard that are relative to the community.
-------------------------------------------------------- To start: - Got civil rights? Thank a liberal. - The marriage amendment is gay. - We are everywhere. (background is a rainbow)
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No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. - Rita Mae Brown
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05-29-2006, 10:59 PM
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 Mia those are great!- Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs. (sorry guys) - I started out with nothing & i still have most of it left. - I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck. - If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Those are just some... I don't know if that's what you wanted... but there it is
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05-30-2006, 08:22 AM
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I am a bumper sticker queen! Here are a few of my favorites:
“Draft Gay Republicans” “4 out of 5 divorced Baptists think gays should stop undermining the sanctity of marriage” “Come the rapture, Can I have your car?” ”’F’ The President”
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“Deus nobis cerevisiam dedit quia nos felices esse vult” -Benjamin Franklin
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#4
05-30-2006, 11:15 AM
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Bumper stickers
Bumper stickers:
I'm overjoyed with whelm! The meek will internet the world Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Consciousness: That annoying time between naps EARTH FIRST! We'll strip the other planets later Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead. It takes a Viking to raze a village I'm so hungry I'm farting fresh air I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? I break for.....DAMN! NO BRAKES! 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. What would Scooby Do? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Relish today. Ketcheup tomorrow. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Only in America can a Vietnam vet live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the Whitehouse. Honk if I'm Jesus Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. He who laughs last thinks slowest I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students. Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. - Dorothy If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. I'd love to trade caller ID for caller IQ The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups I don't drink. It dulls the drugs. Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand. Overdrawn? But I still have checks left. A fool and his money is a girl's best friend Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you. If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what its all about? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? WARNING: Dates on calendar are closer then they appear
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#5
05-30-2006, 06:05 PM
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You both had great ones!!!
Those are great Rick! I had actually only heard a couple of them before  Schoolboi- I know that you're the bumper sticker queen.... those are great... but I think you're holding out on us..... I know that you know of more than those... 
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"What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?"
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05-30-2006, 07:25 PM
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Priorities!
This bumper sticker shows how mixed up some people are when it comes to their priorities!
Be a hero! Save a Whale! Save a baby! Go to jail! Since when is a whale more important than a baby? Last edited by loveforall; 06-02-2006 at 12:28 AM.
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06-05-2006, 07:41 PM
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got some more! These are mostly bumper stickers I've found...
- Closets are for clothes
- If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any. - I'm moving to Canada! - I may be gay, but I'm straight with God - Ban Republican marriage - These colors don't run - they skip and jump! (with a rainbow) - Focus on your own family! - I'm Straight, Not Narrow - Gay by nature, Absolutely fabulous by choice - There is nothing queer about loving another human being. - Gay By God - There is no choice in being yourself. - Gay by nature, happy by choice. - God loves us - just ask her - Someone you care about is gay or lesbian!
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No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. - Rita Mae Brown
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06-16-2006, 12:49 AM
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Bumper stickers
Speaking of bumperstickers, here are some bumperstickers I've had on my vehicles over the years:
1972: Honk if you love Jesus 1977: Anita Sucks Oranges 1986: If heaven aint like Dixie, I don't want to go 1994: Hate is not a family Value 2001: Keep it flying ( with an American flag ) Rick
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Out of the closet and into the streets!
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#12
06-16-2006, 08:33 AM
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“Deus nobis cerevisiam dedit quia nos felices esse vult” -Benjamin Franklin
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#13
06-16-2006, 08:36 AM
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Bumper Stickers
How about
"Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?"  "Buck Fush" "Nuke a gay whale for Christ" "Bumper Sticker" "The Meaning of Liife is SEX, Motorcycles, and CHOCOLATE!" (I was younger then)
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"Christianity is not about what you believe, it is about how you treat other people; - with God's love"
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#14
06-22-2006, 06:37 PM
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I love that bumper sticker schoolboi!
Bruce you know there is a whole website about that "buck fuch" one.... check it out.... www.buckfush.com....... i like the last one too...
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"What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?"
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09-20-2006, 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Proud of ya, Keltic. 
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*** Never linger too long with the ignorant, throw stones at their talk. Walk only with the lovers, the mirror of the soul gets rusty when dipped in muddy water. -Rumi
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#18
09-20-2006, 04:31 PM
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here's more bumpersticker wisdom
We're all here because we're not all there
I'm way over the rainbow. Only if small minds came with closed mouths A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle If space and time are curved, where did straight people come from. I believe in fairies, dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures Not all those who wander are lost The road to hell is paved with republicans pro-choice[ ], pro-life[ ], prophylactics[X] I found Jesus, he was hiding behind the couch the whole time. God is coming, and she looks pissed Do gay republicans disapprove of their own lifestyle? Vote for Cthulhu, why choose the lesser of two evils? If heaven doesn't have chocolate, I'm not going.
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If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else. Can I get an Amen? Rupaul 
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